**Official** New Zealand in South Africa

[NZTailender]

The moment we've all been waiting for guys. JEETS.

Classy 4 then out imo

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Cheers for wasting BJ's review Wag.

 

[Athlai]

Good work Jeets, just walk the other way.



Okay that was hilarious.

 

[BackFootPunch]

I love me some Jeets, but gee that looks bad.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Didn't stick with the rock solid gameplan, disappointing tstl

 

[NZTailender]

wtf patel ****ing jesus ****ing christ swim home you ****ing brainless ****ing twit

 

[Bahnz]

Oh jeets.

 

[Hurricane]

Patel looks worse than Martin atm

Anyways that gave me a good belly laugh.

 

[Burgey]

That's disgraceful from Patel.

 

[Spark]

Surely you have to try to get behind the ball?

 

[Prensel]

Wow Patel is good.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Full pint!!! As Bumble would have it...

Great bowler to watch when his blood is up.

 

[Howsie]

How embarrassing

 

[Athlai]

Who thinks Guptill can do something in possibly his last innings as a Test opener?

 

[Athlai]

You can even tell Patel knows how terrible what he did was. The head just instantly goes down in humiliation. WAG.

Best shunt ever.

 

[TT Boy]

Didn't Patel score a FC hundred for Warwickshire?

He also took wickets in county cricket so like shopping in Lidl, you have to question the quality I guess.

 

[Bahnz]

Anyone else reckon Watling should open in the 2nd innings? He's got his eye in now, and is playing well.

 

[Athlai]

Didn't Patel score a FC hundred for Warwickshire?

He also took wickets in county cricket so like shopping in Lidl, you have to question the quality I guess.

CC obviously poor quality. Only reasonable explanation.

 

[TT Boy]

South Africa have to bat again. Give the bowlers the rest of the day off and they can have two full days tomorrow and Tuesday.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

I swear Patel used to know how to look like a semi-competent batsman. Do they have ps3s in the changing rooms or something now?