**Official** New Zealand in South Africa

[Howsie]

How about edging one of these?

Cheers.

 

[Hurricane]

We're bowling ok here.

 

[straw man]

Top work Athlai

 

[Athlai]

Oh and the in laws place?

Paeroa.

I'm in ****ing Paeroa.

 

[Athlai]

Listening to Jono Boult batting made this a little bit worse. Keeps everything in perspective.

 

[Hurricane]

Oh and the in laws place?

Paeroa.

I'm in ****ing Paeroa.

Do they still have the big bottle as you drive in?

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Oh and the in laws place?

Paeroa.

I'm in ****ing Paeroa.

inb4 at least it's not hamilton

On the bright side, I'm sure you're feeling very refreshed

 

[NZTailender]

There is absolutely no way in hell that NZ will win this test.

Well, there are, but it won't be from us being a better team or anything. There would have to be a lot of calamities on South Africa's part and a lot of luck for us.

 

[Athlai]

Do they still have the big bottle as you drive in?

Of course they do what else do they have? ****ing antique shops and street crime. Should put up a statue of a grandma getting mugged. Would sum the town up better.

Actually it'd probably be more accurate if the grandma was kicking him in the balls at the same time. No happy endings here.

 

[Tricia McMillan]

Of course they do what else do they have? ****ing antique shops and street crime. Should put up a statue of a grandma getting mugged. Would sum the town up better.

Actually it'd probably be more accurate if the grandma was kicking him in the balls at the same time. No happy endings here.

What a completely accurate description.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

If it's straight - inside edge it for two

if it's a good delivery on or outside off moving away - miss it completely

why can't our openers be like this

 

[NZTailender]

Jason: "Must admit,I was mildly relieved when James Franklin was ruled out. Not #6 material. Disappointed for Peter Fulton and his injury. Pete was in great form."

I lol'd

 

[Binkley]

Oh and the in laws place?

Paeroa.

I'm in ****ing Paeroa.

The good news is that you don't have to listen to the dull and cliche strewn South African commentators on Sky.

This wicket looks very dull. The South Africans are milking the bowling and any almost wobbles so far seem pretty self-inflicted. I can't see the bowlers tearing through SA on the evidence so far.

 

[_Ed_]

Oh and the in laws place?

Paeroa.

I'm in ****ing Paeroa.

My first smile today. Much appreciated.

Flat doesn't have Sky, so I'm watching this in a sports bar... surrounded by drunk people dancing (well, flailing) to Black Eyed Peas' I Gotta Feeling. Good times had by all.

That lady over there should surely be in bed so she can be up in time for lawn bowls tomorrow.

 

[NZTailender]

Kane and Jeets to share the 10 between them imo

edit: oh maybe Gups will snag one with a rank full tosssssss

 

[wellAlbidarned]

The good news is that you don't have to listen to the dull and cliche strewn South African commentators on Sky.

This wicket looks very dull. The South Africans are milking the bowling and any almost wobbles so far seem pretty self-inflicted. I can't see the bowlers tearing through SA on the evidence so far.

Prepare for a minefield when SA bowl. There's enough movement there to be going with.

 

[_Ed_]

Oh for ****'s sake, it's Kings Of Leon now. Cliche bar songs galore.

 

[Athlai]

I'm on call. I'll BE THERE

 

[wellAlbidarned]

One and alllll

 

[Athlai]

If I ever find that Dickson guy I'm going to punch him in the dick.