Richard
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My guess would be about 2-et-demi hours from now (1PM as of this post).Does anyone know when the match would be officially called off if we don't manage to get underway?
My guess would be about 2-et-demi hours from now (1PM as of this post).Does anyone know when the match would be officially called off if we don't manage to get underway?
Ah well, I'm sure Heath wouldn't mind taking my place....My plan of raping you was destined to fail from the very word go, everyone knows you can't rape the willing (age plus 16).
Thanks mateMy guess would be about 2-et-demi hours from now (1PM as of this post).
Yeah, but you'd waste them. The batting of the keeper is of less importance.You might as well open with Shah, Collingwood or Bopara as the wicketkeeper. They're all likely to do an equally poor job.
Ah well, I'm sure Heath wouldn't mind taking my place....
Funny how I always shift everything onto Heath, Richard or PEWPEW. I'll think of somebody else to use as a substitute now.
Is it? I'd say the batting of the least capable batsman is of less importance. Currently we've no evidence that either Shah or Bopara are better batsmen than Ambrose. Certainly no evidence that you'd waste a potentially excellent middle-order batsman in either case.Yeah, but you'd waste them. The batting of the keeper is of less importance.
Mustard is no more an opening batsman than Ambrose though. Ambrose has opened in one-day cricket with some success. Such a thing happened the very first time I saw him in fact, he scored 80-odd (87 I think).Anyway, the argument wasn't that the keeper should be thrust up to open just because he's the keeper. The argument was that a keeper who also happened to be a one-day opening batsman would suit the balance of the England team perfectly at present, which explained the initial selection of Mustard.
I don't particularly like it either, but it's better than four bowlers (one of whom is Anderson) on a pitch that isn't difficult to bat on against a particularly good batting side.As it stands, I'd simply have to leave Dimitri M out. I don't particularly like the idea of Ambrose at 6 with Swann, Broad of DM at 7. I'd of course have Trott in for Bopara if I was selecting the team from scatch and I've said that several times, but now that Bopara has been picked you have to give him a fair run unless you want a different balance.
The fact that they both have significantly better List A records suggests so AFAIC. Imagine if I said something like "Currently we've no evidence that eiether Afzaal or Trott are better batsmen than Mustard". You'd spit the dummy without question.Richard said:Is it? I'd say the batting of the least capable batsman is of less importance. Currently we've no evidence that either Shah or Bopara are better batsmen than Ambrose.
In that case, I want Ambrose to open and ADM to replace Wright pronto. I also hope this ADM thing takes off because I'm definitely sick of having to sit and think how exactly "Mascarenhas" is spelt.=Richard said:Mustard is no more an opening batsman than Ambrose though.
I have Hay and Sinclair in my signature. Not many people who couldn't be accused of CD bias would do that; you should be protecting me!Ah well, I'm sure Heath wouldn't mind taking my place....
Funny how I always shift everything onto Heath, Richard or PEWPEW. I'll think of somebody else to use as a substitute now.
*grabs sword*I have Hay and Sinclair in my signature. Not many people who couldn't be accused of CD bias would do that; you should be protecting me!
Do they though? Yes, Shah has improved in recent seasons (after averaging, what, 28 or something when first picked for ODIs) but he's still been awful in ODIs in that time. Bopara has still done not-all-that-much before this season.The fact that they both have significantly better List A records suggests so AFAIC.
Meh, can spell Mascarenhas easily myself, even with a plaster on my finger.In that case, I want Ambrose to open and ADM to replace Wright pronto. I also hope this ADM thing takes off because I'm definitely sick of having to sit and think how exactly "Mascarenhas" is spelt.
You've been eating sugar again haven't you.*grabs sword*
*dramatic music*
Who dies first?
No this is me just acting my age.You've been eating sugar again haven't you.
Yeah they suck. They should be 17 like me.FFS, 16-year-olds are poor quality today compared to my day.
I'm sure the people who took the day off to see the game and pay for tickets would disagree!Last thing I want is a 31-over game though. Would almost prefer a complete washout.
Sun to rise in the east.Luke Wright to crap his pants/fail with the bat again.