*Official* New Zealand in England 2015

[AndyZaltzHair]

its the rashid showtime

 

[Zinzan]

14 off 3 to get to 200..On.

 

[Howe_zat]

Kane Williamson's beard is a Botham-esque brown nightmare. He looks like lindybeige

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Nasser...touch player rashid

Wag

 

[Howe_zat]

Think we'll have a bit of tweak from Root today. Not a lot of 'pace off it' in the England attack with Finn and Stokes.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

that cracking noise from the stumps knocked off

 

[Zinzan]

Gorgeous delivery from the left-armer & perfect response after being hit twice through the off-side. Guptill seemed slightly pre-meditated about going off side again there.

 

[Spark]

Wow, that music is seriously loud. Can barely hear anything else while it's going.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Cullum Carnage is on

 

[Stapel]

Having that inflatable banana in a football stadium during UEFA matches will get you a hefty fine for racism.

 

[Stapel]

Cullum Carnage is on

On and off!

 

[CaptainGrumpy]

Someone dropping Taylor is ironic.

 

[Spark]

Wow that was terrible.

Might want to try looking at the ball, Jonny.

 

[Pothas]

How did he manage that?

 

[Stapel]

Wow that was terrible.

Might want to try looking at the ball, Jonny.

Can't really recall such a poor action by a keeper!

 

[CaptainGrumpy]

Really really want Munro to get a 50 here.

Send a message to the selectors.

 

[CaptainGrumpy]

Well that sucks.

 

[Spark]

Dumbass batting.

 

[Niall]

Ugly stuff that.

NZ pretty ****ed here.

 

[Athlai]

Still a shunt. Received loud and clear.