*Official* New Zealand in England 2015

[Scaly piscine]

Whatever else I think the past month has shown just how useless Moores was.

 

[King Pietersen]

400 up! It's easy this ODi lark.

 

[Howe_zat]

Plunkers

 

[WalkingWicket]

400 mutha'uckas!

 

[YorksLanka]

Go on Plunkett...fetch it!!!

 

[Zinzan]

Haha ..awesome Plunkett

 

[Burner]

What is going on? ***** is happening!

 

[BeeGee]

Top innings. Well done England.

 

[YorksLanka]

What is going on? ***** is happening!

NZ getting their back doors smashed in..great England innings, fantastic..

 

[Cabinet96]

Fair play to them tbh. Never expected anything like this.

 

[vandem]

Debutant spinner bowling the penultimate over in an ODi where the opposition are 385-7. Welcome to international cricket lad!

And gets to bowl 2 overs in PP ahead of senior spinner ...

 

[Zinzan]

England win by 128 runs...

 

[Howe_zat]

400 mutha'uckas!

You were right - they were miles away from getting 330

 

[CaptainGrumpy]

400 mutha'uckas!

330. The Queen is not amused.

Does the entire team today get an MBE? Including Roy?

 

[BeeGee]

If we can score so easily god knows what will happen when we bowl. Lose in 30 overs probably.

NZ's batting is ordinary. McCullum especially is ludicrously overrated.

 

[WalkingWicket]

In my defence, I don't think many people were predicting that. My predictions, whilst being on the negative-end of the spectrum, were reasonable at 202-6.

 

[Zinzan]

WalkingWicket's ATG trolling sees England past 400

 

[weldone]

How does Santner bat? Is he even close to Anderson in terms of batting?

 

[BeeGee]

Santa in the batting pp was an interesting move tstl.

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People have started calling Santner Santa. I assume it's because he only delivers once a year and only young people believe in him.

 

[Zinzan]

How does Santner bat? Is he even close to Anderson in terms of batting?

Not facing the prospect of chasing 400+, no