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inbox24

International Debutant
Would love to see the Portuguese get a bat tonight, hopefully his performance is as good as their chicken.
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
Haha Nicholas. Sums up everything wrong with you.

And Healy. This is the worst hour of cricket I've ever watched/listened to.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Ahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahah

Still laughing

Ahahahhahahhahahhahhahahh

NICHOLAS, seriously - **** RIGHT OFF YOU ****.

Worst commentary of all time
 

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
Hahahaahahahahahaha, you're a ****ing embarrassment to the human race, Nicholas.

"That is big, that is BIGGGGG........(looks, realises he has ejaculated into his pants far too early) is it big enough, no it's not, it's a superb catch!!!". Well, no, ****face, it's not really a superb catch - it was solid without being spectacular and you've just ended up with egg, or some other substance, on your face.
 

kingkallis

International Coach
Who just said that "Outstanding entertainment for crowd" when White skied that one?

Man this is the worst ever commentary, beats our Hindi commentators as well!
 

vic_orthdox

Global Moderator
Hahahaahahahahahaha, you're a ****ing embarrassment to the human race, Nicholas.

"That is big, that is BIGGGGG........(looks, realises he has ejaculated into his pants far too early) is it big enough, no it's not, it's a superb catch!!!". Well, no, ****face, it's not really a superb catch - it was solid without being spectacular and you've just ended up with egg, or some other substance, on your face.
Reckon that there was a "It IS big" after the "Is it big enough?", just to further exacerbate his stupidity.
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
Healy - "He [McCullum] pulls off the save of the summer!"

Yeah, because that was so crucial.
 

kingkallis

International Coach
Hahahaahahahahahaha, you're a ****ing embarrassment to the human race, Nicholas.

"That is big, that is BIGGGGG........(looks, realises he has ejaculated into his pants far too early) is it big enough, no it's not, it's a superb catch!!!". Well, no, ****face, it's not really a superb catch - it was solid without being spectacular and you've just ended up with egg, or some other substance, on your face.
Ah so it was Mark! What do you expect from him? Lemme mute my TV!
 

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