***Official*** New Zealand in Australia 2011

[straw man]

And the procession starts... Guptill always looked a bit suspect. Short leg is always a good position against our batsmen.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

FFS. All out before tea.

 

[straw man]

Gah, Guptill's technique against the shorter ball is so awful it hurts my eyes.

Well he used to compulsively hook everything. Is this an improvement? I don't know

 

[TumTum]

Well bowled, but both times poorly played.

 

[Sylvester]

A new star is born! Go you good thing.

 

[Ruckus]

Pattinson on ****ing fire.

 

[NUFAN]

FFS. All out before lunch.

Fixed.


What a start from Patto!

 

[SteveNZ]

Whilst it's easy to criticise our batting (real easy), this guy Pattinson looks the goods.

 

[Bahnz]

Lol. Seriously dont think Kane should be batting at 3.

 

[Athlai]

FFS. All out before tea.

Lunch imo.

 

[BoyBrumby]

This coverage is shocking. Basically missed that because Taylor and Nicholas were getting all moist over the hotspot of Guptill's wicket.

Pattinson looking the mutt's here.

 

[TumTum]

 

[Ruckus]

**** me!!!!!!

 

[Sylvester]

Pattinson you freakin ripper!

 

[Bahnz]

By drinks.

 

[chalky]

Lunch imo.

Drinks?

 

[Neil Pickup]

Lunch imo.

Drinks?

EDIT: Question marks hang over CW senses of humour, but they're not as big as the ones hovering over the Kiwi shot selection.

 

[straw man]

Thought Australia would bowl well today. No uncertainty in their minds and they can attack with fear of conceeding runs.

and another one. Well I have to say, good bowling.

 

[BoyBrumby]

**** me. Boy's on a hat-trick. That's a hell of a nut to get first ball.

 

[Athlai]

Jesus christ.