Plenty of free time today, have we, Jono?
Indeed
Both Lara and Sachin manage to escape this thread, being spotted watching live tennis matches at Wimbledon.
Despite their earlier differences, they are united by their hatred for people always debating who is better. They go on to live happily ever after.
The other great batsman of this generation, Australian captain Ricky Ponting, has been told that his name hasn't been brought up alongside Sachin and Lara. He's feeling down.
Sachin and Lara realise Ricky Ponting's sadness, and welcome him to join their gang. Ricky is evidently delighted with this. He fits in like a glove.
Hearing that Ricky Ponting has been accepted into the gang, gun batsmen Rahul Dravid and Jacques Kallis seek to join the gang.
The idea of Dravid and Kallis, a bunch of slow boring batsmen, thinking they can join their all-time great exciting batsman gang makes Sachin and Lara chuckle.
Jono then heads to bed, realising his attempts to derail the thread have been unsuccessful.