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*Official* First Test at Trent Bridge

straw man

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Lol, maybe NZ aren't as bad a Test side as we all thought ....
Considering NZ have plumbed every possible depth in the ocean of bad batting and general incompetence it's no surprise we can always find something to compare to. eg

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #27: Goes through five openers per season

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #6: Absolutely loltastic vs spin.

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #15: Thoughtful, soft-spoken captain and best batsman in the side struggles to command the respect of the more tribal elements within the team.

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #423: Players don't like coach and misbehave. Coach gets sacked

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #74: Just absolutely cannot, for the life of themselves, bat for ****.
 

vic_orthdox

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Well, on the plus side, Agar's using a mate's bat brand that he only started up a year and a half ago. Played at the same club as Agar in Melbourne, signed him up and now playing Test cricket.
 

Prince EWS

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Lol, maybe NZ aren't as bad a Test side as we all thought ....
Very similar side to Australia really; potent young bowling attack without the batting lineup to back it up. All hope of making a good score against a decent attack in decent bowling conditions lies with one bloke in the middle order.

Clarke's a league above Taylor and Starc's got a lot more potential than Wagner but there's no a lot to separate the sides at the moment other than that, and the gulf between Taylor and Clarke is arguably made up by McCullum and Williamson being worth a bit more than the rest of Australia's middle order anyway.
 
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Zinzan

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Considering NZ have plumbed every possible depth in the ocean of bad batting and general incompetence it's no surprise we can always find something to compare to. eg

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #27: Goes through five openers per season

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #6: Absolutely loltastic vs spin.

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #15: Thoughtful, soft-spoken captain and best batsman in the side struggles to command the respect of the more tribal elements within the team.

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #423: Players don't like coach and misbehave. Coach gets sacked

Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #74: Just absolutely cannot, for the life of themselves, bat for ****.
Ways Australia are the new New Zealand #231 Lost to NZ at home last time they played a Test match
 

Spikey

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Well, on the plus side, Agar's using a mate's bat brand that he only started up a year and a half ago. Played at the same club as Agar in Melbourne, signed him up and now playing Test cricket.
you forgot to say the brand name bud
 

Stapel

International Regular
Well well. Thta's really poor from the Aussies. Also good bowling by Anderson and Swann.

I can't see a 30+ 10th wicket partnership. and I can't see Cook, Trott, Pietersen, Bel & Prior getting out to poor strokes again, al least not all 5 of them. I guess England will take this game away in a rather unspectacular way, during the rest of the day.
 

Uppercut

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Lord's 05 in reverse. Australia bowl England out for nothing with very aggressive bowling, England's best bowler then runs through Australia for even less with nagging accuracy and movement, aided by the spinner.
 

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