*Official* Fifth Test at The Oval

[Johann]

Jeeeezus this is some dull batting from us

Lifeless pitch that's getting duller by the minute but ****ing hell zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Johann]

Warne talking utter ****ing nonsense about Cook's captaincy AGAIN

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Oh well, I peg out some washing and miss a wicket. Crap shot I take it?

 

[Neil Pickup]

His stats are currently but I think he will make a decent one for England. What I meant - apologies.

Why?

 

[91Jmay]

Toss shot, bounced a bit though.

 

[Spark]

Oh well, I peg out some washing and miss a wicket. Crap shot I take it?

Top-edged sweep, straight to short fine leg

 

[Maximas]

Warne talking about getting into the bowlers while England are 2 down

 

[ajdude]

****, was gonna go to bed as the young bloke has an 830 preseason game tomorrow, but Pietersen is in now and he's one of my faves.

the old triple post gag from the burgmeister. kudos

 

[Prince EWS]

Warne talking about getting into the bowlers while England are 2 down

Well to be fair, if Warne was out there himself. we'd all be talking about it with Bell and Woakes the next two in.

 

[Johann]

Warne talking about getting into the bowlers while England are 2 down

I honestly think he talks almost as much **** as Botham

 

[91Jmay]

Warne and Botham the worst commentators by a mile.

 

[Maximas]

Don't really mind Warne, commentators are paid to talk **** because of the kind of people who watch test cricket, you have to cater to the worst, which sucks for us, so I have decided to lower my expectations of commentators

 

[Prince EWS]

Don't really mind Warne, commentators are paid to talk **** because of the kind of people who watch test cricket, you have to cater to the worst, which sucks for us, so I have decided to lower my expectations of commentators

Lasagne.

 

[Prince EWS]

Lasagne.

A big one.

 

[ajdude]

wait was that glenn maxwell about to run the drinks out

 

[Spark]

apparently nathan lyon is looking good

 

[Prince EWS]

wait was that glenn maxwell about to run the drinks out

Didn't see it but yeah probably. Surrey signed him for their T20 comp and this is their home ground, so with Bird and Agar having gone home Australia have probably brought him into the squad as such.

 

[91Jmay]

Lyon is bowling very well. Australia have found there spinner without question, given his age he could move into the top tier in a few years time.

 

[ajdude]

Didn't see it but yeah probably. Surrey signed him for their T20 comp and this is their home ground, so with Bird and Agar having gone home Australia have probably brought him into the squad as such.

khawaja probably off playing some saints row IV

 

[jackbyrne91]

I agree with Warne. Cook is like an illegitimate heir to the throne. He was the only bloke they could give it to really and he got it.

We beat India due to them being absolutely turd and we have beaten Australia so everyone thinks that means you can't find a weak point. That's what Cook is. A fantastic batsmen but an awful Cricket captain.