**Official** English Football Season 2023/24

[GIMH]

I really hate these goats

 

[GIMH]

Tip for you gamblers. Whites are 11/5 to win against Wr*xham tomorrow. Frankly even though we are ****e, those are tremendously generous odds for us at home in any league fixture. The bookies may know more than me generally, but there’s not been huge investment in the goats squad this season, Mullin is out (and he’s a good L2 striker but you’d think he was Mbappe because he scored a load in the conference) and their defence is weak. We’ve unbalanced our team this season so where were previously been tight defensively and needed hours to score, we now have goals in us but are leaky. They’ve made a start not that much better than ours, and we should be buoyed by a decent showing against a strong Leicester outfit in midweek.

I’m not saying we will definitely win but 11/5 is hugely generous against a side who have finished below us for 35 years and counting now. Dirty goat bastards

Failing that, if you do BTTS this one is a shoo-in

Even by my standards this is a bad shout

 

[Niall]

Even by my standards this is a bad shout

I followed you in but tbf small stake so won't need to set up an onlyfans to pay the rent next month.

burnley look in a world of trouble this season, obviously not as doomed as luton but up against it to say the least.

 

[GIMH]

I followed you in but tbf small stake so won't need to set up an onlyfans to pay the rent next month.

burnley look in a world of trouble this season, obviously not as doomed as luton but up against it to say the least.

We played to keep it tight and try and nick one, against a side who had conceded 14, and gave them their first clean sheet

 

[grecian]

We have no striker, but top-of-the-league, Trevitt and Carroll, are a championship, at least, midfield two, thanks pothas.

 

[Pothas]

Trevitt would probably be our first team squad now given our injuries in midfield.

 

[sledger]

Absolutely shithouse pass by Havertz that, deservedly punished

 

[sledger]

Aw **** yeah, get in

 

[Tangles]

These Newcastle lookalike away strips don’t get any better with age. Neither does Martial. Looks a shadow of the player he was.

 

[sledger]

****ing hell

 

[sledger]

Well thank **** for that

 

[sledger]

Oh Declan you beauty

 

[sledger]

Ice cold

 

[sledger]

Not exactly a great performance tbh, Utd can probably feel a little hard done by. But **** it who cares. Gun.

 

[Socerer 01]

nah United sucked and deserved to lose

 

[sledger]

I don't think either team played particularly well tbh, but it was an even enough game.

Rice Rice baby

 

[Uppercut]

Yeah both teams look worse than last year, don’t think Arsenal have another title challenge in them.

We’ve played a lot worse than that this season, thought a draw would’ve been fair. Martinez injury was a killer.

 

[Niall]

My God Martial is an absolute abomination these days and United deserved to lose starting him.

Arsenal are good, but not sure they are at the level they were last year, doesn't really matter City have the league wrapped up anyway.

 

[Tangles]

That stat from last year about how many goals are conceded with Maguire on just had 2 more goals added. He and Evans with a high line was just comedy.

 

[Niall]

That stat from last year about how many goals are conceded with Maguire on just had 2 more goals added. He and Evans with a high line was just comedy.

Tricky one, the first 4 choice centre halfs out down to the dregs, but Evans in 2023 shouldn't be a thing.

Despite all the chatter about the signings etc, yet again they look toothless up front, if pressed Rashford is the only player i would be comfortable in saying will get more than 10 goals. Antony works hard, but for 100 million I would expect something more than a defensive winger .