*Official* English Football Season 2015-16

[vcs]

Allen's been pretty good every time I've seen him this season, although it's always been as a sub.

Anyway, Football gobbledygook generator

That is brilliant I really love stuff like this.

Came across this as a while back, absolutely loved it.

 

[Cabinet96]

Hate him so much.

 

[duffer]

You've gotta be kidding me

 

[Uppercut]

Haha I'd just been thinking about how bad he'd been.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

2-0 and you.....

 

[duffer]

As cowardly as that was we can still do this. Wonder how Arsene will turn this around?

 

[grecian]

Gawd football is so0 mundane when it doesn't involve Ollie Watkins

 

[duffer]

Iwobi is brilliant though. Very promising start to his career.

 

[grecian]

and the ****ing Carroll for England calls trumpet around, last 20 minutes International defenders won't like him apparently. Yet more importantly neither will ****ing international refs who will have probably already have sent him off three times this match.

 

[Uppercut]

Yeah so lucky not to go for that elbow on Gabriel.

Arsenal's full backs have been hilariously bad today, having been two of their best players this season. Bellerin getting a full season of boobs into this one match, lucky the officials have let him off twice.

 

[duffer]

Pathetic Arsenal. Pathetic.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

and the ****ing Carroll for England calls trumpet around, last 20 minutes International defenders won't like him apparently. Yet more importantly neither will ****ing international refs who will have probably already have sent him off three times this match.

Well he surely is at best only 6th in the pecking order behind Kane, Rooney, Vardy, Welbeck and Sturridge and that is being generous. If he goes we have a massive injury crisis in the next few weeks.

 

[duffer]

cpr's probably got a priapism now though.

 

[duffer]

Getin, lets ****ing do this

 

[grecian]

cpr's probably got a priapism now though.

He'll be sending missives to Edward Woodward to sign him, and there comes the equaliser, what a beautifully contrived post this is.

 

[duffer]

Sell Walnut, buy Payet

 

[grecian]

Giroud, that's the kind of thing you're paid for.

 

[duffer]

Oh great, Theo's coming on

 

[duffer]

Why didn't he shoot?

 

[grecian]

Ooh, thats a pen isn't it, he just kicked him.