*Official* English Football Season 2012-13

[Tom Halsey]

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[Cabinet96]

Being a ball boy can be a serious hazard.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Being a ball boy can be a serious hazard.

Nobody else posted that because it wasn't funny.

I will be using it with my Year 7s tomorrow morning as they already have a very low opinion of my sense of humour.

 

[sledger]

"Big deal! When I was a pup, we got kicked by footballers till the cows came home. Eric Cantona kicked me on two non-consecutive occasions."

 

[Cabinet96]

The kid posted on twitter before the game that he planned on time wasting.

https://twitter.com/CHARLIEM0RGAN


Btw, if anyone can find a giff of the incident, please post it here, as all the youtube links from my facebook feed have already been copyrighted.

 

[grecian]

I like the Chelsea fan just about to applaud it

 

[sledger]

That kid is obviously a little **** tbh. Doesn't excuse the incredibly stupidity of Hazard one bit though obvs.

 

[Burgey]

That's disgusting. I hope he gets a year.

 

[cpr]

 

[Nate]

 

[fredfertang]

Idiotic behaviour by Hazard, but tbh I have a degree of sympathy - those who are calling for him to be prosecuted are overreacting, but it's doubtless worth an FA charge, at least he showed he cared

 

[BoyBrumby]

To be fair the kid was blatantly cheating. Hazard was just rucking for possession. Game was in Wales and, when in Rome, etc.

 

[Spikey]

until he started kicking..

 

[Ausage]

Eh. I think he was trying to kick the ball. The kid was acting like a little turd so it's hard to have much sympathy. He doesn't look that young either. Old enough to know he shouldn't dick around like that at a professional football match.

 

[sledger]

17 y/o apparently.

 

[BoyBrumby]

To be honest I'm really on Hazard's side here. Who has seventeen year old ballboys? Some players are younger than that.

Little arsewipe milked it for all it was worth too; the sport's clearly getting the ball retrievers it deserves.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Yes I'm finding quite funny that the little **** is getting slaughtered for acting like a footballer - by those who are connected with the game.

The little **** deserves a kicking, he could make a small fortune and get a lot of fame out of the incident - for essentially acting like a footballer. Kind of appropriate really.

 

[wpdavid]

To be honest I'm really on Hazard's side here. Who has seventeen year old ballboys? Some players are younger than that.

Little arsewipe milked it for all it was worth too; the sport's clearly getting the ball retrievers it deserves.

Yeah, I have no sympathy at all for the over-sized runt. The faux agony really was quite nauseating, and I almost expected him to start brandishing an imaginary red card at the ref.

Shame, because I like Swansea, but his public boasting on twitter doesn't reflect well on the club.

 

[Nate]

*general comment, not to poster above me*

So kicking minors is fine if they've done something that irritates you?

 

[grecian]

The kid was a ****, but you don't kick 'em, if I was to do that to every adolescent that pisses me off, my bunions would really be playing up.

Wouldn't care if the punishment was to stay at the suspension for the sending off though. Obviously the entire subject is getting done to death now, so I just want it to go away.