*Official* English Football Season 2011-12

[cpr]

5 now, or do they not count if they are high and wide?

 

[Scaly piscine]

You cant call Stevie, legend of the game, true team player, greatest person ever to have lived etc etc

You missed out King Cnut the Saviour of Euro 2012. He will command the Ukrainian defence to part and they will obey. Thus England will mightily depart with a 1-1 draw and dignity will be restored to these great lands.

 

[GIMH]

Unbelievable. Special final this.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Hahaha. Reina nutmegged again.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Ha, would you Adam & Eve it?

C'mon pens!!!

 

[Scaly piscine]

And back to typical Liverpool, Suarez gets into a great position at the byline and there's no bugger to pass to.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Please please please please please please please please please Gerrard hit your penalty over the crossbar.

 

[Nate]

Far out. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh c'mon boys.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Magical save from Heaton. Not an awful pen.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Meh. Well it sort of went over the crossbar. It'll have to do.

 

[cpr]

What a save Heaton (Utd product, y'know )

 

[BoyBrumby]

Ha, feck me. Miller misses again.

& now Adam too. That was properly gash tho.

 

[GIMH]

Charlie Adam

 

[cpr]

Never trust a Gerard.....

 

[BoyBrumby]

No-one called Gerrard can take pens it seems.

Great game, tbf. Pleased the Welsh lost tho.

 

[cpr]

So the Gerrard cousins grew up playing football together in their Nan's back yard, she must've spend a fortune on windows....

 

[Nate]

YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So happy and relieved! Credit to Cardiff.

Skrtel best on the pitch for mine. WAG

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

TROPEH!

 

[BoyBrumby]

Kuyt's Scouse accent coming along nicely, eh?

 

[Eds]

I think the most shocking thing about this game was Stewart Downing's performance ITBT.

 

[Furball]

Redknapp chatting absolute bollocks about Suarez not taking a penalty.