Matteh
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Was Ryan Williams i was thinking of it turns out.
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*Official* English Football Season 2008-2009
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fredfertang
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Changing his name may indeed be a shrewd move after that howler
Scaly piscine
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Ugh why has the donkey known as Steven Gerrard walked back into the side?
First of all he's ****, and he's **** again today
Secondly the crap he said earlier
Finally the timing of the operation
First of all he's ****, and he's **** again today
Secondly the crap he said earlier
Finally the timing of the operation
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Scaly piscine
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Gerrard finally does something that's not instantly crap, but sure enough his touch is rubbish and he falls over.
Tom Halsey
International Coach
England. 
Scotland.
**** me Gerrard and Lampard have both been piss poor.
Scotland.
**** me Gerrard and Lampard have both been piss poor.
Scaly piscine
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Shocking defending from Gerrard not once but twice.
Firstly he leaves a right winger run into oceans of space. Then he just ballwatches in the 6 yard box when the resultant cross comes in.
Absolute garbage.
Firstly he leaves a right winger run into oceans of space. Then he just ballwatches in the 6 yard box when the resultant cross comes in.
Absolute garbage.
Scaly piscine
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Gerrard-esque defending by Kazakhstan, 1-0 to England.
You'd think that'd relax them etc. but no...
Wake up England ffs.
You'd think that'd relax them etc. but no...
Wake up England ffs.
Tom Halsey
International Coach
Hahahahahaha, brilliant, Cashley, couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.
EDIT: And booed, brilliant.
EDIT: And booed, brilliant.
Scaly piscine
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Look at that. What a shower of ****.
Two goals they don't deserve and then that.
Two goals they don't deserve and then that.
Scaly piscine
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Just what the hell is the point of bringing David 'finished several decades ago' Beckham on?
Scaly piscine
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Not sure how, but it's 5-1.
Nice assist from Ivanhoe there.
Nice assist from Ivanhoe there.
Matteh
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I'd be blaming Upson more than Cole for that tbh.
Magrat Garlick
Rather Mad Witch
Not complaining tstl.
Our Rutland-dwelling Romanian-Scot might not be too happy. (France probably providing him with enough amusement however.)
Also, Senegal are out of the World Cup. Details to come in World Cup thread by Monday.
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Barney Rubble
International Coach
Piss-poor from England today, no idea whatsoever how we won 5-1.
Gerrard and Lampard were totally anonymous, Barry had his worst 45 minutes in ages in an England shirt, and most of the defence were asleep for large portions of the game. We missed Terry, Ferdinand is not vocal enough as a leader. He should have been giving his team-mates a rocket up the arse all through that game, instead of losing concentration himself and allowing his cohorts to do the same.
Rooney, as is often the case, was the only one who looked like he wanted to make anything happen for England, while Heskey was the only one pulling his defensive weight.
The media will moan about the England fans booing Ashley Cole, but if he wants to not get booed, he should try not being an insufferable ****. Might help.
Gerrard and Lampard were totally anonymous, Barry had his worst 45 minutes in ages in an England shirt, and most of the defence were asleep for large portions of the game. We missed Terry, Ferdinand is not vocal enough as a leader. He should have been giving his team-mates a rocket up the arse all through that game, instead of losing concentration himself and allowing his cohorts to do the same.
Rooney, as is often the case, was the only one who looked like he wanted to make anything happen for England, while Heskey was the only one pulling his defensive weight.
The media will moan about the England fans booing Ashley Cole, but if he wants to not get booed, he should try not being an insufferable ****. Might help.
grecian
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Amusingly enough Collymore on Talksport was ranting at Barry being taking off. Practically wanted Capellos head for it. You've got to hand it to Talksport, you'd of thought after Terry Christian it would of been hard to find someone as ignorant and boorishly biased, yet they've managed it. Well done everyone.
Yeah, we were hugely flattered, and I'm still pissed off he's persevering with Gerrard-Lampard. Yet we won easily, and Defoe does look a better option in the squad then Owen, so he's not completely in thrall to big-names. I'm probably in the minority of one that thinks Beckham's a decent sub, too. can't last a full game now, but can show enough energy in short bursts to get a number of dangerous crosses in.