Shivwatch....
Chanderpaul finally acclimatises himself to the Derbyshire winter, puts his hand warmers back into the snowdrift after five barren weeks when he had barely had the opportunity to get the ball off the square and he marches out to bat to face the legend that is Chris Tremlett.
Tremlett, you may recall, was the unfortunate bowler who came within a stubborn bail of a hat-trick against Bangladesh back in 2005. Legend has it that Mohammed Ashraful, the happy-go-lucky banger learned the art of marking his crease from Chanderpaul, using a bail and basically wellying it with the back of his bat. What people didn't spot was the small piece of chutty that he used to glue the bail back in place.
But I digress.
Today, Tremlett blew away the walking wicket that is Chesney Hughes, one of the few men to see his average descend from 270 to single figures in the space of a single season, first ball. The Derbyshire faithful (a guy called Sid who had taken shelter in the toilets during last night's downpour, fallen asleep and been so rudely awoken this afternoon by the rattle of leather on Ches's wicket) booed loudly when Madsen walked out to take Hughes's place. He wouldn't have long to wait though to see the world's greatest cricket-playing decapod crustacean - after all, at the other end, Islington's finest, Billy Godleman, was making Tim Linley look good.
The inevitable happened - Zander de Bruyn snaffled the chance and God's Own County were two down.
Which Shiv would we see today, the rather pathetic figure of late who was wont to rush from team-mate to team-mate borrowing jumpers from all and sundry before shuffling out to the middle, blocking for a couple of minutes then seeking the sanctuary of the dressing-room for the remainder of Derbyshire's innings (usually 10 minutes) or the proud, magnificent septuagenarian who in the last century used to flash the ball to the boundary for the Windies?
It was, surprisingly enough, the latter. At the time of writing, Chanderpaul (89*) and Madsen (72*) are flaying the Surrey 'bowlers' to all parts. Surrey, for their part, seem keen on both batsmen getting to a hundred before stumps as they have recently introduced Gareth Batty into the attack.