*Official* England in NZ 2023

[Bahnz]

Tickner and Kuggs debuts going exactly how we thought they would. Something all of CW could see happening but Stead and Larsen couldn’t

Tbf, given CW's prediction record I was really expecting one of them to take a bag.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Instead of giving a minutes silence on this issue NZC gave us years of it.

**** you. This is funny but makes me sick.

 

[straw man]

I was more going for grim than funny tbh

 

[mr_mister]

Bazball is the real deal

 

[straw man]

Anyway so England are having fun. No better target for Bazball than a bad ODI/T20 attack.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Lordy. I just looked at the FC numbers for Kuggs and Tickner. I didn’t realise earlier that they were that bad. I really don’t understand what Larsen and Stead were thinking.

"His dad's a good bloke"

 

[Darwin Award]

Gilbert Jessop has got more airtime in the last year than the previous century

Kinda hope his record stays intact

... You've got to appreciate the history with a record that has stood for over 121 years.

When an Australian batsman makes more than 166 in their debut innings they'll break the longest ever record in test cricket which has stood for 146 years (1877.. Charles Bannerman highest score by an Australian batsman on test debut)

 

[Darwin Award]

Duckett- 17 needed now off 11 balls.

Surely he has to go for it.

 

[mr_mister]

Who does Johnny Bairstow replace in this side when he's fit? They're all killing it

 

[mr_mister]

Duckett- 17 needed now off 11 balls.

Surely he has to go for it.

Doubt he's even thinking about it

 

[Jezroy]

**** this is no fun at all

 

[cnerd123]

New Zealand the first team to get bazballed both home and away

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Now collapse you Poms.

Well batted

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Who does Johnny Bairstow replace in this side when he's fit? They're all killing it

Crawley (or Foakes)

 

[Jezroy]

This is really messy. When that’s how you are getting guys out on the first “morning” of a test match.

 

[Howe_zat]

Shame. Such a good innings.

 

[Darwin Award]

Doubt he's even thinking about it

No matter... if Stokes belts out 1 six today (or tomorrow) he'll go past Mcullum's record of most test sixes.

 

[Bahnz]

Root is gonna murder these chumps.

 

[ataraxia]

Macewell with both catches

 

[Ghost]

Tickner WAG