*Official* England in NZ 2023

[Pothas]

There must be nothing better than watching Wagner win a test for you. Am so jealous

 

[Pothas]

As much as we all love Wagner it seems like it would’ve been so easy to just….not get out like that

I have never not thought this about a Wagner wicket

 

[straw man]

Well my work meeting yielded two wickets, but I'm back now

Wagner WAG

 

[Athlai]

There must be nothing better than watching Wagner win a test for you. Am so jealous

See my avatar

 

[honestbharani]

Well my work meeting yielded two wickets, but I'm back now

Wagner WAG

Setup another one, quick.

 

[thierry henry]

I have been wrongly saying this for like 7 years, but I still don’t think it needs to be all short balls

 

[The Hutt Rec]

As much as we all love Wagner it seems like it would’ve been so easy to just….not get out like that

Welcome to Wagner’s career

 

[Burgey]

Yeah, **** player Joe Root. Good call.

You've obviously watched about 4.8 seconds worth of cricket. He's manifestly unsuited to fast wickets. Anyone is who dabs with an open face on a fourth stump line. It's why that shot, which has brought him so many runs on slower decks in England, consistently sees him nick off out here.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Welcome to Wagner’s career

And yet, he has a better bowling average and strike rate than both Southee and Boult.

 

[thierry henry]

Welcome to Wagner’s career

Have always low key thought this but prefer to believe he is actually good

 

[Burgey]

Foakes is exactly the sort of cool head England needs here while Broad does that clueless slogging thing he does which sometimes works out. Good to see Foakes getting a decent run at the test side. Terrific cricketer.

 

[Brook's side]

You've obviously watched about 4.8 seconds worth of cricket. He's manifestly unsuited to fast wickets. Anyone is who dabs with an open face on a fourth stump line. It's why that shot, which has brought him so many runs on slower decks in England, consistently sees him nick off out here.

"Dabs with an open face" "nick(s) off"

I'll just leave you to argue with yourself. Enjoy.

 

[Pothas]

Is Wagner v Broad the stupidest cricket imaginable?

 

[silentstriker]

Man I watched that 2001 test live. Would love to see another one when team wins in this fashion.

 

[Burgey]

"Dabs with an open face" "nick(s) off"

I'll just leave you to argue with yourself. Enjoy.

And I'll leave you to watch his dismissals and how Aus bowled to him in the last series out here and wait for your apology.

 

[Burgey]

Is Wagner v Broad the stupidest cricket imaginable?

It's certainly instinctive rather than considered.

 

[nzfan]

We don't want these two guys batting when there's 25 runs. Need a wicket pronto

 

[NZTailender]

Stuart "Tim Southee" Broad

 

[ataraxia]

Suck it Broad. We can only hope Leach and Anderson do decide to #bazball here.

 

[social]

Broad is sooooo bad these days