*Official* England in NZ 2023

[Prince EWS]

Crawley dismissals against seam – everywhere.

Actually, how many times has he got out to spin compared with pace?

Usually doesn't stay in long enough to face spin tbf.

 

[_Ed_]

I sometimes feel like I'd be a generally happier person if cricket didn't exist.

 

[thundaboult]

bracewell to bowl a few no balls by casually grounding his foot over the white line

 

[straw man]

Pies pies pies, get ur pies here

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

So, we’ve brought on the bowling nightwatchman then for some further delights.

 

[Croadymeister]

This feels very 'Crawley makes a score and is in the side for the next two years'.

Who are our alternative options for opener

 

[Meridio]

Is Michael Bracewell actually an English secret agent

 

[morgieb]

Who are our alternative options for opener

Bairstow has to come back in tbf.

also, it’s hard to do worse than what Crawley is doing now.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

The wheels have come off the jalopy, I’m afraid to say.

 

[Prince EWS]

Who are our alternative options for opener

I'll open.

 

[Shri]

Bairstow has to come back in tbf.

also, it’s hard to do worse than what Crawley is doing now.

buttler and bairstow to open

 

[Bahnz]

NZ look like after that missed run-out they’ve just completely gone into panic mode. Don’t think they’ve bowled a single good ball since.

 

[Meridio]

Why TF are we bowling this **** at Crawley. He gets out edging behind like nobody else in work cricket. And we're bowling short stuff and straight stuff. Hit a line and length just outside off ffs

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Good. Need 2 more tonight (some how).

 

[straw man]

Why TF are we bowling this **** at Crawley. He gets out edging behind like nobody else in work cricket. And we're bowling short stuff and straight stuff. Hit a line and length just outside off ffs

Yeah this was really annoying me too.

Lovely ball from Southee to correct that though.

 

[thundaboult]

Why TF are we bowling this **** at Crawley. He gets out edging behind like nobody else in work cricket. And we're bowling short stuff and straight stuff. Hit a line and length just outside off ffs

called it

 

[Bahnz]

Where’s the picadilly circus trumpeter when you need him.

 

[Howe_zat]

I'd have taken 24.

 

[_Ed_]

Finally.

 

[straw man]

the nightrobinson