Neil Pickup
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What are mine and Nath's batting rankings? All rounder rankings?
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*Official* CW XI Media Coverage
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thewizard1o1
International Debutant
Brett Lee...LOL
Robertinho
Cricketer Of The Year
Good showing there by CW members. Happy to move into #45 myself... 
And of course, the big bustling Nathanus Hoyus Boyus, legend
And of course, the big bustling Nathanus Hoyus Boyus, legend
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Smith sees RED
by Kwase Knight
Young Cricket Web Black batsman Daniel Smith has openly abandoned his allegiance to his club in favour of rivals Cricket Web Red. In a candid conversation with Black batsman Alex Blackman, Smith stated his wishes to be a member of the Reds.
Unconfirmed reports suggest that Smith has purchased a one bedroom apartment opposite the back entrance to the Cricket Web Oval. He reportedly sold his car, house and girlfriend's breast implants to afford the property.
No comment from the Red management nor any further comment by the players in question on the matter.
by Kwase Knight
Young Cricket Web Black batsman Daniel Smith has openly abandoned his allegiance to his club in favour of rivals Cricket Web Red. In a candid conversation with Black batsman Alex Blackman, Smith stated his wishes to be a member of the Reds.
Unconfirmed reports suggest that Smith has purchased a one bedroom apartment opposite the back entrance to the Cricket Web Oval. He reportedly sold his car, house and girlfriend's breast implants to afford the property.
No comment from the Red management nor any further comment by the players in question on the matter.
dontcloseyoureyes
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Look, that's a complete load of tosh. I'm completely loyal to the Blacks, and I'd never want to join those ******'s at Red.
Also, I'd never sell the missus's implants.
Also, I'd never sell the missus's implants.
cricketboy29
International Regular
Now Now, Don't be hatin'...
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Borcich chucks it for charity
Black fast bowler called for illegal action
Cricket Web Black's new fast bowling acquisition, Nick Borcich is under the microscope after he was called for throwing in an exhibition match over the weekend. Borcich was singled out by umpire Jessica Parsons during his second over, as she noballed him for an illegal bowling action. Parsons persisted twice more, and Borcich was forced to bowl offspin for the remainder of his 10-over allotment. He finished with figures of 10-0-69-1.
Parsons commented after the game, "I run a tight shift and I don't intend to allow players to make a mockery of the game. I don't care how big the personality is." Indeed, the match was a charity event between a Pickford Celebrity XI, boasting other names such as Mervyn Bigwinkle - the local police commissioner, and the St. James' Culinary Arts School XI.
Parsons added that she was tempted to call the bowler for the same offense on two occasions which she oversaw during the last Development League season. "I was more lenient then. I've learned my lesson now," she revealed.
Borcich is yet to issue an official comment, and from the looks of things, the Cricket Web Black management are disregarding the issue as trivial.
Black fast bowler called for illegal action
Cricket Web Black's new fast bowling acquisition, Nick Borcich is under the microscope after he was called for throwing in an exhibition match over the weekend. Borcich was singled out by umpire Jessica Parsons during his second over, as she noballed him for an illegal bowling action. Parsons persisted twice more, and Borcich was forced to bowl offspin for the remainder of his 10-over allotment. He finished with figures of 10-0-69-1.
Parsons commented after the game, "I run a tight shift and I don't intend to allow players to make a mockery of the game. I don't care how big the personality is." Indeed, the match was a charity event between a Pickford Celebrity XI, boasting other names such as Mervyn Bigwinkle - the local police commissioner, and the St. James' Culinary Arts School XI.
Parsons added that she was tempted to call the bowler for the same offense on two occasions which she oversaw during the last Development League season. "I was more lenient then. I've learned my lesson now," she revealed.
Borcich is yet to issue an official comment, and from the looks of things, the Cricket Web Black management are disregarding the issue as trivial.
ash chaulk
International Captain
GELMAN MALE OR FEMALE?
ZAC GELMAN A MOVING STORY
Rated PG
Zac Gelman CW Colts new man on the block has a touching story somethink that makes your spine tingled and mouth water. A story that can be used for inspiration to young cricketers with no talent.
You see Gelman grew up as a young female cricketer unlike Gauroker and Law, she had no talent but always wanted to play. Always picked last in teams at high school her right arm fast medium underarmers were belted around the park everyday. She batted at number 11, as soon as she made her way to the crease up came the field. Always getting out for a duck she was constantly sledged "You've got hairy arms" or "What on earth is that in your pants" Gelman left High School cricket with a Batting average of 0 and a bowling average... well she didnt have one as she never took a wicket.
1 year later Gelman thought there must be something wrong with me so visiting a doctor she found out she was a rare kind you see Gelman had both ***ual organs. Meaning she had a *****. After the doctor explained that she could become a man she lept at the chance got a **** "reduction" and finally had a willy with one problem no balls. Gelman then started to grow into a more manly man growing muscles and facial hair instead of her usual stubble.
Gelmans next journey saw him go on to take on grade cricket were he finished the year with a batting average of 28 and bowling average of 29 a real transformation. Thanks to this good season he was drafted by Ultra N00b team CW Colts who still believe they should be called colts even though their all grown up now. Well this writer wishes Zac Gelman a good season and he will be watching his back no worries about that
ARTHUR
September 06
ZAC GELMAN A MOVING STORY
Rated PG
Zac Gelman CW Colts new man on the block has a touching story somethink that makes your spine tingled and mouth water. A story that can be used for inspiration to young cricketers with no talent.
You see Gelman grew up as a young female cricketer unlike Gauroker and Law, she had no talent but always wanted to play. Always picked last in teams at high school her right arm fast medium underarmers were belted around the park everyday. She batted at number 11, as soon as she made her way to the crease up came the field. Always getting out for a duck she was constantly sledged "You've got hairy arms" or "What on earth is that in your pants" Gelman left High School cricket with a Batting average of 0 and a bowling average... well she didnt have one as she never took a wicket.
1 year later Gelman thought there must be something wrong with me so visiting a doctor she found out she was a rare kind you see Gelman had both ***ual organs. Meaning she had a *****. After the doctor explained that she could become a man she lept at the chance got a **** "reduction" and finally had a willy with one problem no balls. Gelman then started to grow into a more manly man growing muscles and facial hair instead of her usual stubble.
Gelmans next journey saw him go on to take on grade cricket were he finished the year with a batting average of 28 and bowling average of 29 a real transformation. Thanks to this good season he was drafted by Ultra N00b team CW Colts who still believe they should be called colts even though their all grown up now. Well this writer wishes Zac Gelman a good season and he will be watching his back no worries about that
ARTHUR
September 06
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The ***ist undertones...
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Funnily enough, that's what she said after you left.Hoggy31 said:
...so I left.
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Chaulky in good form of late..