*Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

[_Ed_]

So just the 13 and a burned review from that over, then.

 

[KungFu_Kallis]

Yeah but it took 150 odd years for that to happen. Assume that was the reset, it'll next come around to bite us on the arse in about 2160 odd. I think it's worth it.

You mean it took 150 years for the ***** to get caught

 

[GotSpin]

130 is still a fair way off

 

[TheJediBrah]

the size of the hole

Was worried where you were going with that

 

[silentstriker]

Alex Carey’s eyes could be in a medical textbook for misdiagnosis of exophthalmos.

 

[Skyliner]

Give GP a crack at them.

 

[jcas0167]

Yeah he was genuinely upset with what happened with the sandpaper incident unlike Warner who just cried crocodile tears and was the real villain.

At least Warner copped his punishment. The bowlers got off completely. The amount of grief he gets is embarrassing.

 

[SteveNZ]

Jeez, Carey didn't even look like he wanted to review that but it really dipped in late.

I see these teams seem to be getting on well. To my mind it's no coincidence Australia has started to under perform this summer since they've been nice to their opponents. Pakistan they were middling and it was all smiles. We lost a test to the WI and everyone got on well, now Marsh and Southee having a nice chat and a laugh on the field.

**** this ****. Obviously not every opponent is as odious and hateful as England and India, but we need to get back to what works best for us, and that's being complete and utter ****s to the opposition at every opportunity. Never miss a chance - if you see them stick their head up for a chat, kick it. If they go to pick the ball up when they're batting to toss it to you, appeal. No fraternizing until a series i won. None. Give them nothing. Then when they don't want to have a drink with you because you've been ****s to them, complain to the media and play the victim.

Get back to what makes Australian cricket great ffs.

Hahahaaha this is putrid. Absolute dog crap rubbish.

Your best player is Pat Cummins - who saves kittens from trees, lights up the world with his smile and makes everything better just by his presence.

I hope this was parody but otherwise this lives way back in the 80s. Allan Border has retired, mate, let it go.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Alex Carey’s eyes could be in a medical textbook for misdiagnosis of exophthalmos.

wtf lol

 

[Immenso]

Back on the 100% pessimism topic. We never even make these 50/50 4th innings things close. Usually done in a canter only 3 or 4 down. 5 down will be within margin of error.

 

[centurymaker]

50-50 now

 

[TheJediBrah]

At least Warner copped his punishment. The bowlers got off completely. The amount of grief he gets is embarrassing.

It's criminal how so much attention went to the sandpaper whereas the repetitive, planned and heinous abuse his wife suffered on that tour leading up to it (which was way worse than anything on field) was just forgotten

 

[jcas0167]

Nothing going our way since Head got out.

Might be time to give golden arm Phillips a bowl.

Did they not see how effective Lyon was yesterday?

 

[KungFu_Kallis]

50-50 now

As a long suffering kiwi fan I still think we are well ahead in these conditions, 66/33ish. But can change quickly.

Edit: With dickface bowling it does feel more like 33/66

 

[GotSpin]

Few more byes like that would be juicy

Yeh the boys

 

[TheJediBrah]

Kiwis given up already. Reverting to beta short ball tactics

 

[_Ed_]

These byes should really count against Kuggeleijn more than Blundell.

 

[GotSpin]

Bizarre tactics. Marsh never nicks off right...

 

[anonymouskefe]

Borderline putting a whole through my laptop. Where’s GP

 

[thierry henry]

Oh boy the Wagner-less short ball tactic, that always works