*Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

[TT Boy]

"Pulled nicely".

 

[Bahnz]

Baz called through landline during tea

"Just smash them, they're ****."

 

[straw man]

I'm resisting the urge to talk up Phillips and Blundell to avoid jinxing them but they have gone alright since tea.

We're still a long way from getting back into this game but at least they are making the score look a bit more respectable.

Yes they've shown actual belief+method and it's worked so far, kind-of the anti-Latham.

Unfortunately we need both to score 150 to get back in the match.

 

[Burgey]

This is **** from Australia

 

[straw man]

Jonxed

 

[morgieb]

Deary me.

 

[Athlai]

Glennn

 

[Spark]

I honestly feel like this pitch is more suited to this Australian team than the actual Australian pitches we got this year with this extra bounce.

 

[morgieb]

This is **** from Australia

A++ jinxing

 

[Sunil1z]

I honestly feel like this pitch is more suited to this Australian team than the actual Australian pitches we got this year with this extra bounce.

Your Women’s Team will beat NZ . NZ cricketers freeze as soon as they see Australian cricketers.

 

[Bahnz]

Notice.

 

[King Kane]

A good fifty from Phillips.

A rare moment of joy for us today and then Blundell spoils it by getting out.

 

[Dick Rockett]

Groundhog Day, Part 2

 

[morgieb]

Eat **** ****.

 

[straw man]

Yeah see you kuggelin

Santner/Smith next test please

 

[Dick Rockett]

Hahahaaaaa, **** off Scott Kuggeleijn.

And we could've played Santner instead of him. Consecutive tests we've had to sit and watch the opposition spinner extract turn we assumed wasn't there.

What even is home advantage, really?

 

[_Ed_]

"Can bat."

 

[Athlai]

You have to question this guys judgement eh?

 

[Alex0paul]

Great application there

 

[Spark]

Won't have been too many more universally popular dismissals than that one