*Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

[Athlai]

 

[quincywagstaff]

NZ got bowled out for 76 after the Gillespie/McGrath partnership in 04/05; not sure they'll make that today.

 

[Athlai]

I'm telling you guys, Australia project a reality distortion field. It's the only explanation.

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

All these wickets gifted

 

[Moss]

Like the ambition Rachin but that was careless

 

[Son Of Coco]

Green will beat NZ on his own.

 

[straw man]

just ducked out for ten minutes what did I miss

 

[_Ed_]

Even by 21st century NZ vs Australia standards this has been a remarkably calamitous day

Yeah, it's still painful even when I'm not watching.

But maybe we deserve it for the Kuggeleijn selection.

 

[Skyliner]

 

[Spark]

Yeah, it's still painful even when I'm not watching.

But maybe we deserve it for the Kuggeleijn selection.

I've been listening on the radio. Was really difficult to understand what the bowlers were trying to achieve this morning

 

[Burgey]

Fortunately our CW Kiwi brethren are an ever-optimistic crew who won’t let this start get them down

 

[Flem274*]

If Stead, Southee, Latham and the alleged rapist still have jobs after the game I don't think I'll bother.

The epitome of weakness.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Yeah this is the most NZ score to wake up to. Somehow always turn into wimps vs Australia.

 

[Starfighter]

Cricket Australia are gonna think about canceling a test or two in the 26/27 series if this keeps up.

 

[Flem274*]

I formally request Australia to wear blue and yellow, and to speak Sinhalese or Tamil.

Latham will score 350*

 

[Moss]

Fortunately our CW Kiwi brethren are an ever-optimistic crew who won’t let this start get them down

Where’s Ian Smith when you need him?

 

[quincywagstaff]

Appropriate that last night I was watching the highlights of the Oz v NZ 93/94 Hobart Test which began this era of mental dominance (Australia won by an innings & 222 and lost 6 wickets for the match).

 

[Skyliner]

Katey Martin once ran into a blind lady. Mark Richardson runs into people in the street. Calamitous collisions are every Kiwi’s birthright.

 

[Spark]

Just saw the run out. Plain bizarre how many international, experienced batsmen are getting the absolute basics of calling and running wrong at the moment. That's gone straight behind him, wtf is Young doing ball watching?

 

[quincywagstaff]

Katey Martin once ran into a blind lady. Mark Richardson runs into people in the street. Calamitous collisions are every Kiwi’s birthright.

The commentary has been wild today.