***Official*** Australia in South Africa

[Prince EWS]

I'd go so far as to say a syrup is never socially acceptable, tbh.

Such a stance would surely cut your business in half though.

 

[Prince EWS]

I forgot it was on until I came in here and saw you ****s talking about Warner.

You can thank us later.

 

[Burgey]

Don't show us Morkel's 4-fer vs India ffs. Everyone knows they don't do rapid bounce well.

 

[Burgey]

Jesus, don't they do rugs in anything but orange?

Pickup to comment.

 

[benchmark00]

It doesn't. They were talking about how he must've had a good season though and put heaps of work in when it clearly wasn't the case at all. They were just making up rubbish because he was bowling well.

So the only time you work on your cricket is during a game? Nice to know.

 

[Furball]

You can thank us later.

What ground(s) is it that the odds are firmly stacked against a side chasing under lights?

 

[Spark]

vintage.

 

[benchmark00]

Expecting Ponting to throw this away in the 40's.

 

[Jayzamann]

I thought getting 10,000 test runs allowed you to suddenly gain a whole lot of hair without question or comment?

Not necessarily on internet forums, but it worked for Poon and Jacques before.

 

[Burgey]

Pommie informs us Ponting is a "quality player".

Between that and Kallis' hair, I've woken up in the mid-90s.

 

[Furball]

Pommie informs us Ponting is a "quality player".

Between thy and Kallis' hair, I've woken up in the mid-90s.

Whereas your spelling has come straight from the mid 1600s.

 

[Jayzamann]

Between that and Kallis' hair, I've woken up in the mid-90s.

aw ye

 

[Burgey]

**** you Botha.

 

[Furball]

Hit this **** out the ground please.

 

[benchmark00]

****ing Botha. At least pretend to bowl properly.

 

[Burgey]

Whereas your spelling has come straight from the mid 1600s.

That's your dental work.

I blame autocorrect.

 

[Prince EWS]

What ground(s) is it that the odds are firmly stacked against a side chasing under lights?

Newlands and Durban (to a lesser extent). I'm actually not really aware of what the win-toss-win-match percentage of Centurion (this ground) under lights is it's not in my automatic bet list.

 

[benchmark00]

Burgey always posts better after a few beers.

Not hard to post better than his usual **** though tbf.

 

[Burgey]

This is in Pretoria, isn't it?

 

[Burgey]

Burgey always posts better after a few beers.

Not hard to post better than his usual **** though tbf.

red wine ****.