***Official*** Australia in New Zealand 2016

[Prince EWS]

Anyway, at the start of this series I was picking Warner to destroy

To be fair you were only one letter off.

 

[Flem274*]

Do you live in some sort of political sitcom?

that's a very good description of massey university clubs day

where else can you bait the anti-abortion male virgins and the green party girl into an argument with each other?

 

[Spark]

You know how we know it's all water off a ducks back? You keep having to point it out and have every other post you make in some way to do with how you're posting vs everyone's else.

Just leave it, please.

 

[Prince EWS]

I hope Pews gets annoyed by this post

Nah I've got a super-high tolerance for annoying posts at the moment for .. some reason.

 

[NZTailender]

I've asked this before, but why are Kiwis so naturally sour? I don't just mean cricket, I mean in general. You hail from a beautiful, peaceful country; you gave the world Dave Dobbin plus Herbs and Split Enz as well as Footrot Flats, plus you have the All Blacks. But the natural national demeanour seems to be about as happy as a Sydney cab driver/ Australian farmer.

That's a big wicket for the Kiwis. Seem to have been a disproportionate number of blokes strangled down leg side this series, or is that just a mistaken impression I'm getting?

But really we're pretty self-deprecating because we managed to lose a sailing competition to our own countryman, sailing for a landlocked European nation.

 

[jonbrooks]

Let's face it, we suck. Oz is just too good.

 

[NZTailender]

Just leave it, please.

Sorry, I did a Tim Southee leave there didn't I?

 

[Jord]

NZ Cricket needs a time machine and a box of Duke Cricket Balls. Then we'd win tomorrow.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

But really we're pretty self-deprecating because we managed to lose a sailing competition to our own countryman, sailing for a landlocked European nation.

Losing those seven races in a row or whatever it was the most hilarious sporting thing I've ever seen.

 

[TNT]

NZ Cricket needs a time machine and a box of Duke Cricket Balls. Then we'd win tomorrow.

With your batting you would have lost yesterday actually.

 

[Jord]

With your batting you would have lost yesterday actually.

But we could go back in time and change that. We could also go back in time and ask our batsmen to not worship at the holy church of Lyon and make so many sacrificial offerings to his career statistic which would help too.

 

[Jord]

Losing those seven races in a row or whatever it was the most hilarious sporting thing I've ever seen.

I was in San Fran during the entire series for work and it was amazing how quickly the US got behind Oracle having completely ignored the cup to that point

 

[Flem274*]

the americas cup needs more cannons

 

[Jord]

the americas cup needs more cannons

So does the NZ bowling attack.

 

[TNT]

But we could go back in time and change that. We could also go back in time and ask our batsmen to not worship at the holy church of Lyon and make so many sacrificial offerings to his career statistic which would help too.

Haze, Patto and Bird would have bowled you out before lunch on the first day with the duke.

 

[Jord]

Haze, Patto and Bird would have bowled you out before lunch on the first day with the duke.

And then when you wake up and realise without Starc you don't have a natural swing bowler in the side?

Also we could use the time machine to go back and ensure that the toss goes our way by blowing directionally towards the coin as it was flipped until we get it to land our way.

So we win. Ultimately.

 

[TheJediBrah]

And then when you wake up and realise without Starc you don't have a natural swing bowler in the side?

I think it should be made mandatory for everyone to open their posts with a laughing smiley

 

[Flem274*]

i think im going to make some eggs on toast

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Yeah if I had a time machine the first thing I'd do is change the outcome of a cricket match.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

I'm Chris Cairns IRL