***Official*** Australia in India 2017

[Burgey]

Not me, I'm in Bangalore..

Had you pegged for a Chennai bloke tbh

 

[indiaholic]

It is Harsh that lives the closest to Dharmsala. But I have been there and it is absolutely stunning. The light over there is beautiful.. That doesn't make much sense but it has a very peculiar quality to it.

 

[Burgey]

I understand what you mean. Anyone with a shred of humanity in them loves the light on the hill.

 

[harsh.ag]

I don't live close to Dharamsala guys. The nearest would be those who live in Delhi. Am way out in the Eastern part of the country.

 

[Shri]

I don't live close to Dharamsala guys. The nearest would be those who live in Delhi. Am way out in the Eastern part of the country.

Arunachal?

 

[adub]

I understand what you mean. Anyone with a shred of humanity in them loves the light on the hill.

I saw what you did there.

 

[vcs]

Had you pegged for a Chennai bloke tbh

My family comes from that state.

 

[harsh.ag]

Arunachal?

Less far east. Near Kangchenjunga.

 

[Burgey]

What is it with you and mountains?

 

[Burgey]

So Warne just tweeted his preferred XI for the first test:

Warner
Marsh S
Smith
Handscombe
Maxwell
Marsh M
Wade
Starc
Swepson
Lyon
Hazlewood

 

[harsh.ag]

What is it with you and mountains?

Mountains, unlike women, tend not to disappear from the line of sight of your bed in the morning. Mountains, like a good wingman, help you get laid by making it inordinately cold, thus encouraging drinking and sharing of body heat. Mountains provide sources of rivers that provide for drinking water, which is needed to provide hydration after ***. Mountains, in short, are awesome.

 

[Shri]

Mountains, unlike women, tend not to disappear from the line of sight of your bed in the morning. Mountains, like a good wingman, help you get laid by making it inordinately cold, thus encouraging drinking and sharing of body heat. Mountains provide sources of rivers that provide for drinking water, which is needed to provide hydration after ***. Mountains, in short, are awesome.

Yeah, for others. Not for you.

 

[Shri]

So Warne just tweeted his preferred XI for the first test:

Warner
Marsh S
Smith
Handscombe
Maxwell
Marsh M
Wade
Starc
Swepson
Lyon
Hazlewood

Love it. Get through the top 4 and its pretty much the tail. Warne is an idiot, isn't he?

 

[adub]

Classic Shane Warne troll.

 

[Burgey]

Back in the real world, it seems TPC will bat three to break up the left handers in the top four.

I do like that Australia has at least thought about its prep and approach to this series. Not expecting a win but at least they seem t have gone away from #intent and #crappitchesanyway.

 

[Compton]

Warne not picking O'Keefe surprising no one

 

[Shri]

I don't think he hates SLA bowlers. He really hyped up Ravi Jadeja and let him bowl a whole lot when he was his captain at Rajasthan Royals.

 

[Daemon]

I don't think he hates SLA bowlers. He really hyped up Ravi Jadeja and let him bowl a whole lot when he was his captain at Rajasthan Royals.

He just hates O'Keefe in general. Feels like the guy is a limited overs bowler. It's quite disgusting how he talks up guys like Swepson and the like while playing down SOK's FC figures. Must do wonders for the latters confidence.

 

[ajdude]

I don't think he hates SLA bowlers. He really hyped up Ravi Jadeja and let him bowl a whole lot when he was his captain at Rajasthan Royals.

nah he just hates SOK.

 

[adub]

Warne loves SLA. (or perhaps he thought Beer was a leggy as well as a life long Sandgroper when he talked him up).

He just hates SLA bowlers with better fc average, sr, and econ rate than him.