***Official*** Australia in India 2013 Short formats

[Spikey]

a lack of intent by the indians

 

[Cabinet96]

are we sure the rules are to blame? maybe it's just india.

Well, it's never been this bad before. Suppose the fact that both sides have considerably stronger batting line ups than their bowling attacks doesn't help.

Would be interested to see Pakistan v South Africa here.

 

[Jono]

I bet what they're going to do soon is my most hated thing in the world - show the commentary box with Hayden/Shastri talking and the other pretending to listen intently and nodding along.

 

[ajdude]

they should get rid of the ball and use an honour system to determine where it would have pitched and whether the batsman hit it or not

was midway through editing this when i decided to get some colonel. was going to suggest they turn cricket into an rpg

Bowler MCKAY is standing at the top of his mark...

• Bowl pie
• Feign run-up
• Use Item
• Leave ground injured

Bowler MCKAY selects "Bowl pie"!
Bowler MCKAY runs in...
Batsman KOHLI uses item "X Attack".
Batsman KOHLI plays shot...
It's a critical hit!
Bowler MCKAY faints!
Batsman KOHLI gets 6 **** POINTS
Batsman KOHLI levels up!
New rank: Super ****

 

[ajdude]

stu macgill gives scott henry permission to play in an upcoming ashes series sometime

 

[Shri]

was midway through editing this when i decided to get some colonel. was going to suggest they turn cricket into an rpg

 

[benchmark00]

@BCCI: 15:05 hrs IST - The weather has continued to improve and play will begin at 15:15 hrs IST. There has been no reduction in overs #IndvAus

So that's either in 3 minutes or 33 minutes.

 

[benchmark00]

plz confirm.

 

[benchmark00]

3 minutes ftr.

 

[ajdude]

2 minutes you sped, it was posted 8 minutes ago

i just remembered that i don't actually want to watch this and the rain was a blessing. also i have a uni exam on monday and i haven't done like anything

 

[benchmark00]

Look at the time of my post you pos.

 

[benchmark00]

Maxwell bowls a tidy over.

Expect Beefy Boy to be back here pushing his case for test selection any minute now.

 

[ajdude]

look at the frenulum of my penis you pos.

 

[ajdude]

wouldn't surprise me if that actually was THE first wicket of the series. for anyone.

 

[benchmark00]

Dockertyyyyyy.

Glad he's got a wicket, the game needs more left arm spinners.

 

[Prince EWS]

That was so plumb.

 

[Shri]

Kohli up next.

 

[Prince EWS]

Maxwell bowls a tidy over.

Expect Beefy Boy to be back here pushing his case for test selection any minute now.

Perfect replacement for Smith given his career-ending injury.

 

[benchmark00]

Perfect replacement for Smith given his career-ending injury.

Played.

 

[Spikey]

Could that wicket spark a return to the test team for Doherty?

(i made a similar joke about MJ during the post Ashes OD series and look where is now!)