*Official* Australia in England T20s and ODIs

[King Pietersen]

And it gets worse. Collingwood is so rubbish.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Sorry about the prediction earlier, should have realised these ****ing useless donkeys would piss about and give their wickets away *before* the powerplay.

 

[kingkallis]

Go Johnson, get a fifer!

 

[King Pietersen]

Don't worry guys. Our number 7 has an average of 17 and a strike rate in the 70's, he'll get us home.

 

[Pizzorno]

OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL SIX!!1!

UV king of Wright actually took my advice.

 

[King Pietersen]

Shot Wrighty. Not going to last long though, he'll smack one straight up in the air in a few balls.

 

[four_or_six]

Wright, Broad and Johnson will finish this off for us.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Typical. They actually hit a boundary and then follow it up with two dot balls.

 

[Pizzorno]

Wright, Broad and Johnson will finish this off for us.

We're playing Richard Johnson? Didn't think things had gotten that bad for us.

 

[four_or_six]

We're playing Richard Johnson? Didn't think things had gotten that bad for us.

Haha, I meant Swann. Don't know why I typed that.

 

[Scaly piscine]

And another dot. 2 scoring shots in the last 9 balls

 

[King Pietersen]

At least we have improved since Richard Johnson's last game. This hasn't been anywhere near as bad as that: 1st ODI: Sri Lanka v England at Dambulla, Nov 18, 2003 | Cricket Scorecard | Cricinfo.com Batting 46.1 overs for 88 all out is a hell of an effort.

Broad gone. We're so bad.

 

[Scaly piscine]

Absolutely pathetic England. The players should be giving their money back to the unfortunates who had to watch this shower of piss.

Oh good they're too dumb to use Swann, a guy who has frequently opened the batting for his county in fielding restrictions situations in favour of a guy who if we're lucky might score 4 an over.

 

[LegionOfBrad]

How on earth did we pick this team?

 

[four_or_six]

I think this slightly longer hair is a very good look for Watto. Very nice indeed.

 

[superkingdave]

FCOL, Rashid ahead of Swann? Yorkshire bat him about 10 in OD cricket ffs, he can't score quickly

 

[King Pietersen]

Powerplay taken. Only about 10 overs late. Nice work Straussy.

 

[kingkallis]

At least we have improved since Richard Johnson's last game. This hasn't been anywhere near as bad as that: 1st ODI: Sri Lanka v England at Dambulla, Nov 18, 2003 | Cricket Scorecard | Cricinfo.com Batting 46.1 overs for 88 all out is a hell of an effort.

Broad gone. We're so bad.

All hail Colly - 31 from 96 - a face saving innings though

 

[four_or_six]

FCOL, Rashid ahead of Swann? Yorkshire bat him about 10 in OD cricket ffs, he can't score quickly

Yeah, that's ridiculous. It should be Swann in now. Especially with his batting form this summer.

 

[Pizzorno]

English batsman in showing aggression shocker!

If Wright hits a few more of those he can definitley haz cheezburger.