**Official** 4th Test at Melbourne, 26-30 Dec 2024

[stephen]

if this was true aussie commentators wouldn't shut the **** up about it

True

 

[vicleggie]

if this was true aussie commentators wouldn't shut the **** up about it

Nah, not if Mitch didn't himself publicly acknowledge it.

 

[Starfighter]

Maybe Marnus should stop getting so square on.

 

[stephen]

Come on Marnus, use your bat, not your balls.

 

[ashley bach]

Doubt Marnus will get a hard on tonight

 

[King Kane]

This match is in a holding pattern, not many runs and no wickets since lunch.

You're meant to use your bat not your balls and your head you muppet

Using his head is a better option for Marnus, he wouldn't even feel it there unlike the other option.

 

[Shri]

Doubt Marnus will get a hard on tonight

nah it will be like your ego making you get one just to prove that antidepressants are not having an effect on you

 

[Gnske]

nah it will be like your ego making you get one just to prove that antidepressants are not having an effect on you

It only serves if you managed to explode your ejaculate successfully, and if successful within an hour

Apart from trundler I'm probably one of the foremost experts on ejaculate and *** (if there is to be a distinguished sub-category to divide the two) on this board.

 

[mr_mister]

It only serves if you managed to explode your ejaculate successfully, and if successful within an hour

Apart from trundler I'm probably one of the foremost experts on ejaculate and *** (if there is to be a distinguished sub-category to divide the two) on this board.

This is bringing up horrible memories for me of *** on coke

 

[kyear2]

These two really need to turn the strike over more. Marnus in particular is just blocking.

When ever I see Marnus bat like this at 3 it reminds me why I tell @Coronis a bat like Hutton isn't suited to come in at 3.

They are allowing the pacers to bowl themselves back into form and to their lines and not exploiting a strong position.

 

[stephen]

This match is in a holding pattern, not many runs and no wickets since lunch.



Using his head is a better option for Marnus, he wouldn't even feel it there unlike the other option.

Nah, this is fine test match cricket. Keep India out there in the heat, score at 2.5 RPO and grind out a decent first innings score.

 

[King Kane]

Ch7 are still talking more about Konstas than the two guys that are still batting.

 

[vicleggie]

Ch7 are still talking more about Konstas than the two guys that are still batting.

Fair enough- they're both doing nothing.

 

[Gnske]

Imagine if Monkeygate happened under Fox / Channel 7. They'd be replaying it all day, forgetting the cricket and doing graphics on how many metres away Tendulkar with the average hearing distance at the MCG superimposed to determine his guilt and compliance.

Let a moment just sit and shut the **** up about it for gods sake.

 

[stephen]

A lot of the guys who have debuted at the MCG have not had great test careers.

 

[Qlder]

All really boring since the 19 year old kid got out

 

[stephen]

Imagine if Monkeygate happened under Fox / Channel 7. They'd be replaying it all day, forgetting the cricket and doing graphics on how many metres away Tendulkar with the average hearing distance at the MCG superimposed to determine his guilt and compliance.

Let a moment just sit and shut the **** up about it for gods sake.

Yeah but C7 would actually be on the Australian players side in the discussion.

 

[ashley bach]

1-144 @SillyCowCorner1

 

[Qlder]

A lot of the guys who have debuted at the MCG have not had great test careers.

Allan Border, Ian Redpath and Brett Lee say hello

 

[TheJediBrah]

Looks like a good batting track to me tbh