Nonsense in that we are actually not constantly being 30/3?
Yeah not sure what he could possibly mean
All the knee jerking and panic button pressing that's going on sorrounding the top order.
Yes, it's under performing. Badly. I've got a crazy theory as to why this is the case. Brace yourselves.
It's because they're facing a good bowling attack.
Now sure, I understand people's concerns about Gary Ballance and Adam Lyth in particular. I share them. And my opinion on Ian Bell is well documented to the point where I apparently have an agenda against him (more on these three later.) But some of the suggestions I've seen on here since yesterday are just utterly ridiculous, so I'll address them.
1. England should move Root/Bell to 3 and drop Ballance down the order.
No. This doesn't address any issues whatsoever with the side. And secondly, it will actually exacerbate the issues in the side. Joe Root may be in great form and has spanked attacks left right and centre for the last 15 months in his position at 5, but we've already tried him at the top of the order against Australia before. He had an average time of it opening in the home series, spending most of the time being a shotless sitting duck before being dismissed for a low score, was dropped down the order for the return series, re-promoted once Trott went crazy and
had such a bad time of it that he was dropped for Sydney. Ian Bell has had a career full of failure at 3 and 4. Root is the one thing about our batting that is really working just now, tinkering with that, and moving him into a position where he has failed before, is a recipe for disaster. I take the argument that it was 2 years ago, he's matured, blah blah, but it's far too much of a risk in my opinion. He is having success at 5, leave him there.
2. England should drop one/more/all of Lyth, Ballance and Bell.
Again no. The only one there is logic for is Bell* - and I'll explain why. Remember, we've just come off a very successful ODI series against New Zealand where the players were singing the praises of a new, positive era in English cricket and batting. We heard talk before the first Test about how we wanted to carry that positive attitude into the Ashes - and we did. These are mostly young, inexperienced batsmen who are newish to Test cricket and to the Ashes experience; they will make mistakes, they have flaws. You stick with them and help them iron out their flaws so that they flourish as Test batsmen. Particularly if you want to encourage a culture of positivity and risk taking within the team. Slamming your fist into the panic button and dropping batsmen after one bad Test is completely at odds with that mentality and creating that culture - you cannot expect players to express themselves and play with freedom if they are looking over their shoulder after one bad result or performance. Look at the Ashes 2005 generation of players. The core of the England batting lineup from 2005-2010 was Strauss, Cook, Bell, KP and Collingwood, with a bit of a revolving door around the number 3 position owing to Michael Vaughan's fitness, form and eventual retirement before Trott took up the reigns. Post 2005 Ashes, England had 6 Tests in the subcontinent. Bell (8 Tests), KP (5 Tests) and Strauss (19 Tests) all scored 1 ton each combined, and averaged 37, 34 and 28 respectively. They weren't dumped. They were persisted with and between them scored over 22,000 Test runs and scored over 65 Test tons between them. This current new generation of batsmen needs the same patience shown to them.
*my "give them time" logic obviously does not apply to a 33 year old 112 Test veteran, but I would be loathe to drop someone - yes, even Bell - for an inexperienced batsman at this point in an Ashes series.
Lord's was a dismal result. There are legitimate concerns over Lyth, Ballance's technique and whether Bell might just actually be done. But chopping and changing the top order at this moment in time is a nonsense that is more likely to be counter productive.