***Official*** 1st Test at Brisbane

[Gnske]

Can't dislike someone for being against the barbarity of dairy farming.

Hey man, if Cows weren't meant to give us delicious milk they wouldn't have scrumptious teats to suck it right out of.

 

[Shri]

Maxwell just hit 250*. I am going to North Sydney Oval if he's still playing after I have my lunch.

Just saw his strike rate, which is 88 atm. Holy ****. Sounds like a hell of a knock.

 

[Shri]

Hey man, if Cows weren't meant to give us delicious milk they wouldn't have scrumptious teats to suck it right out of.

Thats not how you drink cow's milk.

 

[Gnske]

Thats not how you drink cow's milk.

I tried it once as a kid, we were invited to do it. Without the plague of additives it's the most delicious concoction.

Honestly, enslaving animals is good if this is what we get. They're all stupid anyway.

 

[Cow]

Hey man, if Cows weren't meant to give us delicious milk they wouldn't have scrumptious teats to suck it right out of.

I see the particulars of mammalian evolution may have been lost on you.

Anyway, try almond milk in your cappuccino, you may enjoy it.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Well atleast they're trying something different

 

[Cabinet96]

Jeez is this really the chat we're resorting to in the first hour.

 

[Cabinet96]

Well atleast they're trying something different

At worst it's keeping the rate down until the new ball.

 

[Gnske]

I see the particulars of mammalian evolution may have been lost on you.

Anyway, try almond milk in your cappuccino, you may enjoy it.

Tried almond coffee, it's disgusting.

What can be so particular about it? That cows have evolved to the point that they are willingly enslaved and can't survive being speared through the head by a superior species? I have sympathy sure, I cried when my dog died. But some animals ask for it, you have to admit.

 

[CarlsbergXpress]

I see the particulars of mammalian evolution may have been lost on you.

Also, babies bottles have nipples on - go figure?

Back to the game, I'm really won over by TPC, after thinking he wouldn't last 5 mins at test level in his early days. Solid as a ****ing rock.

 

[91Jmay]

This pitch is ****ing horrifying

 

[Spark]

This pitch is ****ing horrifying

Isn't it just? Everyone assuming it would quicken up, but there was no sign of that happening at all.

 

[stephen]

This pitch is ****ing horrifying

Ali decided to take the pitch out of the equation by bowling a full toss.

 

[Cow]

Tried almond coffee, it's disgusting.

What can be so particular about it? That cows have evolved to the point that they are willingly enslaved and can't survive being speared through the head by a superior species? I have sympathy sure, I cried when my dog died. But some animals ask for it, you have to admit.

Yes, humans often ask for it.

 

[Gnske]

This pitch is ****ing horrifying

Blame that fat hog Adele for giving us such poor cricket.

 

[CarlsbergXpress]

This pitch is ****ing horrifying

Mo taking the pitch out of the equation there ?.

 

[Cow]

Also, babies bottles have nipples on - go figure?

Back to the game, I'm really won over by TPC, after thinking he wouldn't last 5 mins at test level in his early days. Solid as a ****ing rock.

Steady on.. the cricketing nostradamus' on here could see he had the "raw talent" to be one of the best batsmen in the world.

 

[Spark]

Most of these deliveries from Ball should be wides

 

[Cow]

Most of these deliveries from Ball should be wides

It's Test cricket

 

[mr_mister]

Important boundary