***Official*** 1st Test at Brisbane

[stephen]

From the first ball bowled I was thinking that this is a very English pitch. Should suit the tourists nicely really. Until it quickens up later today.

 

[MW1304]

Tbh maybe Vince will like these pitches where you can just drive through the line.

Not sure English pitches are too problematic for him either. He just can't help playing a dumb shot.

 

[Burgey]

If that's 3 weeks worth of growth on Starc's face then he should be ashamed.

It's three hours'. He shaved this morning.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Jorah Mormont looking studious

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Roll on the 2nd test when the players stop looking like 70's German porn stars.

 

[Burgey]

Mid off too close. Should be deeper and straighter.

 

[fredfertang]

It's three hours'. He shaved this morning.

Shouldn't have used a broken bottle in that case

 

[Starfighter]

I'd like the batsmen to be on the opposite strike atm.

And so it happens.

 

[Furball]

Mid off too close. Should be deeper and straighter.

Do you hear that often from your wife?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Bend yah back, Starcky

 

[Burgey]

I gather from the comments that this Vince bloke is someone who looks good but gets out doing dumb things? So far the first part seems right. He looks a million bucks.

 

[Starfighter]

Ooh Cummins, this could be good.

 

[Burgey]

Do you hear that often from your wife?

No actually, never had a complaint.

 

[Starfighter]

First 'big heart' comment of the series.

Thank you mister Warne.

 

[mustardcharlie]

Not sure English pitches are too problematic for him either. He just can't help playing a dumb shot.

Exactly. Intelligent guy off the field, but with a tendency to bat too often like a village idiot..

 

[Burgey]

First 'big heart' comment of the series.

Thank you mister Warne.

Warne's ode to well known Victorian medium pacer Peter Siddle.

 

[Tom Flint]

That thing on cummins' lip really dont suit him. He comes from a nice church going family, hardly the bogan that the aussie team are trying to make him out to be

 

[Groundking]

I gather from the comments that this Vince bloke is someone who looks good but gets out doing dumb things? So far the first part seems right. He looks a million bucks.

Pretty much, plays the most stupid shots in the world.

These Aussie tashes are shocking, somebody needs to have a word and get them to shave, looks unprofessional. Complete disgrace to the sport.

 

[mr_mister]

I gather from the comments that this Vince bloke is someone who looks good but gets out doing dumb things? So far the first part seems right. He looks a million bucks.

Well yeah look at his record


Ramprakash 2.0

 

[Woodster]

I gather from the comments that this Vince bloke is someone who looks good but gets out doing dumb things? So far the first part seems right. He looks a million bucks.

Yes aesthetically very pleasing, danger sirens go off when he’s 20/30’s as he invariably finds a way to get out when he’s looking so good.