Made Up sightings of mundane cricketers

[Ali TT]

I once saw Virat Kohli and @Daemon in the lift of the Radisson Blu in Mumbai.

 

[Son Of Coco]

I once saw Virat Kohli and @Daemon in the lift of the Radisson Blu in Mumbai.

What was Daemon eating at the time?

 

[Ali TT]

What was Daemon eating at the time?

As I've said elsewhere, a gentleman doesn't tell.

 

[NZTailender]

Once saw Glen Sulzberger kicking the **** out of a vending machine at a laundromat

 

[shortpitched713]

Shared some boiled eggs with Rana Naved ul Hasan on a hot air balloon ride back in the summer of 1967.

 

[andruid]

Rahat Ali cut in line in front of me at a buffet

Given I actually know what Rajab Ali looks like these days, I will not apologize misreading this.

Anyway, I was on the same bus as Tony Suji a few weeks back, on a road trip to the Mara.

 

[Son Of Coco]

I spotted Mohammed Siraj on the 330 bus to Bracken Ridge yesterday afternoon. He had been trying to get this old lady, who must have been about 140 years old, out of the seat she was in (the reserved seats for older people) for a good 30 minutes when she finally got up to get off at Zillmere, which is about 40 minutes into the trip. Siraj gave her a hell of a spray, giving it the big googly eyes and telling her to "GET OFF" several times. The little old lady got to the door, turned, and then yelled "GET ****ED ****" before departing.

About 30 seconds later I got a phone call from honestbharani telling me it was all the little old lady's fault.