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  • Irrelevant Option 1

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  • You Sunk My Battleship.

    Votes: 46 56.1%

  • Total voters
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GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
RIP Mr. <?> Ponting
RIP Tom Cowans :(
RIP Alex Feeney
RIP Kim Fraser
RIP Megan Gaukroger
RIP Richard Langley
RIP Tamara Gould
RIP Jonathan Brown
RIP Jerome Josy
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
:blink: OK...
Mr. <?> Ponting - these days is Mr. P, used to be Mr. Ponting - he never told us what his first name is
Tom Cowans - Thomas William Cowans (twc)topcat
Alex Feeney - Waughney
Kim Fraser - Kimbo
Megan Gaukroger - Eyes_Only
Richard Langley - Paid The Umpire
Tamara Gould - these days is "Kiwi", used to be "Tamara"
Jonathan Brown - King_Ponting
Jerome Josy - gibbsnsmith

I'd have expected you to have known one or two of them, if not gibbsnsmith or Mr. P or possibly King_Ponting.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
:blink: OK...
Mr. <?> Ponting - these days is Mr. P, used to be Mr. Ponting - he never told us what his first name is
Tom Cowans - Thomas William Cowans (twc)topcat
Alex Feeney - Waughney
Kim Fraser - Kimbo
Megan Gaukroger - Eyes_Only
Richard Langley - Paid The Umpire
Tamara Gould - these days is "Kiwi", used to be "Tamara"
Jonathan Brown - King_Ponting
Jerome Josy - gibbsnsmith

I'd have expected you to have known one or two of them, if not gibbsnsmith or Mr. P or possibly King_Ponting.
Megan's a former CW Green too, shame on you Corrin.
I know Eyes_Only as a poster, was she a green in my time? Bearing in mind I've only done two seasons, very bad if I completely forgot a team-mate from my first.

I'm familiar with most of these as posters, just not by name. In fact the only one I don't recall ever reading a post by is Kiwi...
 

pinchy81

International Vice-Captain
Steak and Eggs and Eggs and Steak
That's What you Should have For Breakfast
Delious
Steak and Eggs and Eggs and Steak
Just Making Sure You Heard
I got It
 

NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
 

cpr

International Coach
That could be seen as religious incitement if it wasnt so funny. Wont be burning my Cameron doll tonight.
 

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