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    Votes: 4 4.9%
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  • Irrelevant Option 1

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  • You Sunk My Battleship.

    Votes: 46 56.1%

  • Total voters
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benchmark00

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Gonna start dumping random pics from my collection here.

Starting with Parthiv Patel in a turtle neck sweater.

 

NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Marge: This is Marge Simpson. I'm here to teach an art class.
Guard: Ooooh, art class. La-di-daaah!
Cop: Zack Frost, he's going to solitary
Guard: Ooooh, solitary. La-di-daaah!
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
sam says:
ss wants to be white
he needs some advice
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
don't do it
will be the worst mistake you'll ever make
just like MJ
Manan says:
I'm tired of this ****
sam says:
haha
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
heard it all before SS
need to man up
imho
Manan says:
I like to order a change tbh
sam says:
stop being so ghey
Manan says:
Too many assholes look like me
I want to be grouped with sensible people for once
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
yes
sam says:
well you could go chinese
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
everyone wants to be like me
that is a fact
Manan says:
Went to an Indian student association meeting. And I'm done. I officially dissassociate myself from the subcontinent
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
speaking of which
SS
Manan says:
Saaaave messed
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
can you copy and paste me/screencap entries in my thread in the mod forum in here plz
kthnx
Manan says:
Saaave meeee rather
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
snap out of it man
Manan says:
I'm on my iPhone. And no.
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
and get me my mod forum thread
snap out of it man
none of this iphone crap
mod forum
now
Manan says:
You bloody white.
Can I be a bloody white?
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
it doesn't matter if you're black or white doo doo dooo dooo doo doo..
Ebony
Ivory
cant remmeber the rest of that song
Manan says:
It matters because I ****ing hate the Indian student association and all ****ers like that
They should l
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
I hate students generally
you and I could learn to get along
Manan says:
All go back to India. It's full of vomit
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:

even Gelman is being nice to me these days
Manan says:
I'm starting an american bnp. I'm so done.
sam says:
haha
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
you're a blue collar hero SS
like Bret Favre
sam says:
ss you should move here and lobby for the bnp
Manan says:
We all like you. Seriously. Sometimes we spank you for your own benefit. And because it gives us a hard on.
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:

if I had a sig, that would go in it
Manan says:
I waaaaant to. I hate Indians. There. I said it.
Fu
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
it's not enough to want to be Bret Favre SS, you have to BE Bret Favre
SS is such a redneck
Manan says:
****ing anti free speech ******** dark age anti-intellectual anti-enlightenment ******** self-righteous victim mentality douchebags
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
calm down Favre
Manan says:
**** you asshole. I'll do what I want.
I am starting an anti brown people club. Want to join
sam says:
yeah
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
In
Manan says:
As soon as I leave the bar.
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
whatever Favre
after you leave the bar....
Manan says:
Good you're the vp of racist sayings
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
sure...
sam says:
stupid CENSORED
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
Morris you CENSORED
stfu
sam says:
you dirty CENSORED
Manan says:
Whitey shut up
I will have succeeded when someone calls me a cracker
God that meeting pissed me the **** off
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
saving this conversation
might post it in TF
CENSORED
sam says:
hahaha
Manan says:
Speak english motherfuxker whatthe **** is TF
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
excellent
Favre obviously does not know what I am talking about
which will make my plan easier to execute without detection
Manan says:
Farve? Can I be newton?
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
You are Bret Favre and you will like it
now retire from the mod team and come out of retirement ffs
Manan says:
If you switch races you get to choose. That's a rule dickhead.
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
you, meaning "me"
I get to choose
you are Bret Favre
Manan says:
All right. I hate everyone. I'm just going to be a misanthrope
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
do you hate me too/
?
taht would be very sad
Manan says:
And this ****er next to me wo t shut the **** up. The fact that I'm on my iPhone for 20 mins doesn't seem to register in her ******** brain that I don't give a **** about her monumental decision to wear her hair up or down
Stop talking before I slap a bitch!!!!
Aaahhhh I hate everything
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
listen SS
Manan says:
Except you
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
put your hand on her leg imo
and tell her you know Smitteh
then'll she'll stfu or do whatever else you want
Manan says:
She's a 3/10 and she's drunk. I will have to take her home. And I'll cry tonoor
Tomorrow
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:

pics imo
Manan says:
Shuuuut up!!! Fcluck
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
calm down Favre
ffs
you're worse than NP10
Manan says:
Ok I have to leave this is not going to end well. She is starting to look better and I think she thinks I am too. My lack of hair is not repulsing her anymore
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
man up ffs
just do it
Manan says:
Aaaahhgh mthis is not going to end well. Plus she's Indian I can't do it. She's going to cling like a herpes infection
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
buy her a drink imo
and whilst you are at it get one for yourself
make it a double
Manan says:
Omg I haven't looked up at her in 30 mins and she hasn't stopped her single sentnce in that time
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
gag her then
ffs
stop crying about it
Manan says:
I cAn smell your trap ****er I'm leaving
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:
ffs Favre
when will you man up
??
Manan says:
Work on my brown to white application
Dr Funkenstein - "Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! What in the blue hell are you doing?!" says:

Manan says:
Why did I go to this meeting just to hear their inane ideas? Aaargh. This pissed me off and een more now that I'm drinking and thinking about it. I'm going to go and start a fight and get my ass kicked. Later ****er
 
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NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
"Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?"
"Uuh, they discontinued the cobbler."
"You smell like cobbler."
 

cpr

International Coach
If he does, blame the frogs (the animals, not the, well, animals over the channel), they started it
 

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