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[nightprowler10]

 

[Burgey]

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Haha the best bit of that is "Trigger sent Equus69 some hay!"

 

[NZTailender]

You risk your feet, you get some shoes!

 

[nightprowler10]

-I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
-You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
-No, your sister's husband.
-Michael? Michael!
-No, that's your sister's brother.
-No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me!
-I'm in love with Tobias.
-My brother-in-law?
-I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
-To be with your brother...
-No!

 

[Richard]

couldn''t go past 16 shots.i lost the bet byut at least tghe goat won the fight vs mike tyson. whn she pukes on my shirt, i needed cigar but nmot getting any. where are pants?? where>?

Has anyone yet managed to decode this post?

 

[Athlai]

Has anyone yet managed to decode this post?

couldn''t go past 16 shots.i lost the bet byut at least tghe goat won the fight vs mike tyson. whn she pukes on my shirt, i needed cigar but nmot getting any. where are pants?? where>?

I couldn't drink more than 16 shots so I lost the bet on my ability to do -X amount of shots-. -Inexplicable rant.-
I would enjoy a cigar though I do not have any on me. Alas! I seem to have misplaced my pants, I wonder where I left them. Oh! where could they be?

 

[Richard]

couldn''t go past 16 shots.i lost the bet byut at least tghe goat won the fight vs mike tyson. whn she pukes on my shirt, i needed cigar but nmot getting any. where are pants?? where>?

I couldn't drink more than 16 shots so I lost the bet on my ability to do -X amount of shots-. -Inexplicable rant.-
I would enjoy a cigar though I do not have any on me. Alas! I seem to have misplaced my pants, I wonder where I left them. Oh! where could they be?

It's the "inexplicable rant" (byut at least tghe goat won the fight vs mike tyson. whn she pukes on my shirt) that I was most curious about TBH.

 

[NZTailender]

Rhythm is a dancer

Can never remember how to spell rhythm tbh. Often type rythym.

 

[Richard]

Ditto. Suspect we may have a fair few fellows, as well.

 

[_Ed_]

I thought the bet part was related to the ability to type accurately when under the influence of alcohol.

 

[Nate]

Smitten Mittens

"Does your Smith make tooooo muuuuch noise?!"

 

[sledger]

Smitten Mittens

"Does your Smith make tooooo muuuuch noise?!"

He could never make too much noise, unless he wanted to that is.

 

[nightprowler10]

Testing....

 

[NZTailender]

"You're through to Holland.
For cheese and clogs, press 1.
For tulips and canals, press 2.
For prostitution and legalised drugs, press the hash key."

 

[NZTailender]

 

[Matteh]

KLAMRISK!!!!!

 

[NZTailender]

"Look, Maggie! I'm a Star Wars!"

 

[sledger]

Only who can prevent forest fires?

 

[Magrat Garlick]

KLAMRISK!!!!!

klämrisk, actually...