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[steds]

To the letter of the law:

A slice of buttered bread, when dropped, will always land butter-side down.

What about Vegemited bread?

 

[Cloete]

Oh, what?

 

[NZTailender]

Actually, it's just because the bread usually falls from the same height (that of a table or bench).

If you pushed it from the top of the fridge it's more likely to make more revolutions and land butter side up...

 

[andyc]

Igor has received thousands of requests for a photo, and he tells me he is only happy to oblige.

Igor's fans on seeing his new photo:

 

[Burpey]

Your sister goes alright Cameron.

 

[Cloete]

Your sister goes alright Cameron.

Nothing on your cousin, though. Surely!

 

[Burpey]

Brooke's off limits, Clutey.

 

[Buddhmaster]

hey guys go to ot, goin offffff woooooo

 

[Cloete]

Brooke's off limits, Clutey.

Sorry, I have no interest in breaking your... err... "family" relationship.

 

[Burpey]

hey guys go to ot, goin offffff woooooo

You shirt lifter. I swear you are Borcich's long lost not-so-inadequate-but-still-pretty-inadequate twin.

 

[Burpey]

Sorry, I have no interest in breaking your... err... "family" relationship.

Let's get one thing straight here. I'm no Cameron.

 

[benchmark00]

You're a disgrace, Burpey.

Post in OT.

 

[Burpey]

I'll wait for my time.

 

[benchmark00]

Let us throw hands.

 

[Burpey]

You couldn't throw a party, let alone throw hands.

 

[benchmark00]

You couldn't throw a party, let alone throw hands.

I snapped Gaz, you'll be next, mate.

 

[Burpey]

I can't hear a word you're saying, your head is too far up your ****.

 

[benchmark00]

You'll be hearing the sound of worms if you keep that up.

 

[Burpey]

You're all talk. Have a dip. I dare ya. Have a swing.

 

[Hoggy31]

I'm backing Burpe here. He's been working hard on the basics and I think it's his time to shine.