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TF team prepared to take Soccer world by storm.
Following Iran's decision to withdraw from the soccer world cup in order to concentrate all available man power on its WMD development program, the Testing Forum has booked its tickets to Germany to take the empty place. TF captain Darren Murphy was very confident when we spoke to him. "We're due for it," Murphy said when asked about TF's chances of winning before adding a few words about wonderkid Miles Mittensmonger "he's the general of our team."
Squad to be announced in a sec.
Following Iran's decision to withdraw from the soccer world cup in order to concentrate all available man power on its WMD development program, the Testing Forum has booked its tickets to Germany to take the empty place. TF captain Darren Murphy was very confident when we spoke to him. "We're due for it," Murphy said when asked about TF's chances of winning before adding a few words about wonderkid Miles Mittensmonger "he's the general of our team."
Squad to be announced in a sec.
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TF Squad for soccer world cup.
Goalkeepers:
Nick Borcich
Nick Borcich has established himself as the #1 goalkeeper in the Testing Forum in quick time. Spectacular yet eccentric, Borcich likes nothing more than showing off with a full stretch dive to tip the ball around the post. He is slowly but surely overcoming a long battle with inadequacy, the most rare and fatal form of cancer. Definitely a fans favourite.
David Kennett
Quite possibly the lankiest person in history. It has been proved physically impossible to lob this one keeper. However, his progress to being the first choice keeper has been blighted by inconsistent form and is not helped by his height - on a bad day he can take up to an hour to reach his ankles.
Paddy Grundy
Paddy Gundry hasn't had too many chances at this level, but one thing is known - he's mad as a hatter and not very funny, so he'll make perfect backup to the goalkeepers place.
Defenders:
Nath Patrick
Quality full back. Nath Patrick's hair, love for System Of A Down and potty mouth scare most wingers away before they even have the ball. His pacey, incisive runs down the right add an extra dimension to TFs attacks and his talent for looking cute make him a hit with the ladies off the pitch.
Stephen Burpe
Stephen Burpe is the solid and dependable rock at the centre of the defence, yopu could even go as far as saying he is "xtreme." Once got banned for 22 months for thinking he was playing rugby and breaking an opposition striker's collarbone with a spear tackle.
Sean Fuller
Sean Fuller possesses perfect positioning in defence and is cultured on the ball. Comfortable anywhere across the back, Fuller is an important cog in the TF machine. However, his form in the forum hasn't been great of late as he has disappeared for long periods of games this season.
Buddhy Blackman
Big Buddhy Blackman forms a formidable partnership in the centre of the back four with Burpe. No more is needed to be said apart from a warning for the forwards in the World Cup: get in his way at your own risk.
Igor_Clubshub
Undoubtably the most talented defender in the world, if not the universe today. No, they has ever been. Unforetunately, his appearances in the forum have been restricted by injuries and his celebrity lifestyle
Jamee Gray
This underrated right back has bags of energy, but is yet to really string any form together in the TFPL. Will most likely be backup for Patrick.
Sriram Gurunathan
Sririririr is another who needs to step up if he harbours hopes of playing left back, not "left back in the changing rooms."
Midfielders:
Linda Philipps
Linda Philipps is one of the undoubted stars of this lineup. Her talents down the right flank are unmatched. Although she might struggle to make Germany, as European customs officers think she looks like a terrorist.
...Either that or it's just an excuse to frisk her.
Miles Mittensmonger
All the talent in the world at such a young age. Mittensmonger has the chance to upstage Wayne Rooney in Germany. He certainly has the ability to take the game by the scruff of the neck, but can he handle the responsibility of carrying the hopes of the TF on his pre-pubescent shoulders?
Dave Richards
The tough, northern and experienced Richards is the perfect foil for Mittensmonger, with the ability to guide his protegé through the tough patches and protect the back four.
Jack McNamara
Jack McNamara is the new Steve McManaman - with a name beginning with "Mc", long curls and the ability to scythe through any defence on his day. Often solid, often awesome, McNamara has just one area in desperate need of attention - his puns. When he gets them right, he's a world beater.
Sean Bennett
A naturally right footed winger who prefers the left, Bennett possesses pace, but is let down by his final delivery far too many times.
James Stedman
Quiet Jimmy Stedman isn't always appreciated. Despite rarely ever tearing it up in the TFPL, he puts himself about in the middle of the park and never disappoints.
Robert Dauth
Robert Dauth is one more big name amongst many vying for a place on the TF's formidable midfield. Dauth has the ability to break up play and launch some scathing attacks from deep inside his own half.
Shounak Ganguly
The playboy of the squad. Known in some circles as the hottest male (it's not known whether these circles are blind), Shounak has talent, but runs the risk of getting wrapped up in his own awesomness.
Forwards:
Darren Murphy
The captain of the TF. Murphy is a hero to thousands of kids in Burkina Faso. Defenders struggle to second guess Murphy the way normal people struggle to make sense of a chris.hinton post. Murphy ends up getting laughed at because of his monkey anyway, so there's no real difference.
Andrew Cameron
The Emile Heskey of the side. Enough said.
...for those of you who don't know who Emile Heskey is:
(lack of) Footballing prowess aside, Andy has a quite scary obsession with The Living End, who aren't going to be recording the world cup song. What a shame.
Craig Craigos
Big Craigos is a bustling, strong target man whose head creates countless goals with his flicks for his partner or towering efforts at goal.
Rich Edmunds
Cba writing much more, but he's good. Clinical finisher, is young Rich.
ch00baka
See Igor_Clubshub.
Goalkeepers:
Nick Borcich
Nick Borcich has established himself as the #1 goalkeeper in the Testing Forum in quick time. Spectacular yet eccentric, Borcich likes nothing more than showing off with a full stretch dive to tip the ball around the post. He is slowly but surely overcoming a long battle with inadequacy, the most rare and fatal form of cancer. Definitely a fans favourite.
David Kennett
Quite possibly the lankiest person in history. It has been proved physically impossible to lob this one keeper. However, his progress to being the first choice keeper has been blighted by inconsistent form and is not helped by his height - on a bad day he can take up to an hour to reach his ankles.
Paddy Grundy
Paddy Gundry hasn't had too many chances at this level, but one thing is known - he's mad as a hatter and not very funny, so he'll make perfect backup to the goalkeepers place.
Defenders:
Nath Patrick
Quality full back. Nath Patrick's hair, love for System Of A Down and potty mouth scare most wingers away before they even have the ball. His pacey, incisive runs down the right add an extra dimension to TFs attacks and his talent for looking cute make him a hit with the ladies off the pitch.
Stephen Burpe
Stephen Burpe is the solid and dependable rock at the centre of the defence, yopu could even go as far as saying he is "xtreme." Once got banned for 22 months for thinking he was playing rugby and breaking an opposition striker's collarbone with a spear tackle.
Sean Fuller
Sean Fuller possesses perfect positioning in defence and is cultured on the ball. Comfortable anywhere across the back, Fuller is an important cog in the TF machine. However, his form in the forum hasn't been great of late as he has disappeared for long periods of games this season.
Buddhy Blackman
Big Buddhy Blackman forms a formidable partnership in the centre of the back four with Burpe. No more is needed to be said apart from a warning for the forwards in the World Cup: get in his way at your own risk.
Igor_Clubshub
Undoubtably the most talented defender in the world, if not the universe today. No, they has ever been. Unforetunately, his appearances in the forum have been restricted by injuries and his celebrity lifestyle
Jamee Gray
This underrated right back has bags of energy, but is yet to really string any form together in the TFPL. Will most likely be backup for Patrick.
Sriram Gurunathan
Sririririr is another who needs to step up if he harbours hopes of playing left back, not "left back in the changing rooms."
Midfielders:
Linda Philipps
Linda Philipps is one of the undoubted stars of this lineup. Her talents down the right flank are unmatched. Although she might struggle to make Germany, as European customs officers think she looks like a terrorist.
...Either that or it's just an excuse to frisk her.
Miles Mittensmonger
All the talent in the world at such a young age. Mittensmonger has the chance to upstage Wayne Rooney in Germany. He certainly has the ability to take the game by the scruff of the neck, but can he handle the responsibility of carrying the hopes of the TF on his pre-pubescent shoulders?
Dave Richards
The tough, northern and experienced Richards is the perfect foil for Mittensmonger, with the ability to guide his protegé through the tough patches and protect the back four.
Jack McNamara
Jack McNamara is the new Steve McManaman - with a name beginning with "Mc", long curls and the ability to scythe through any defence on his day. Often solid, often awesome, McNamara has just one area in desperate need of attention - his puns. When he gets them right, he's a world beater.
Sean Bennett
A naturally right footed winger who prefers the left, Bennett possesses pace, but is let down by his final delivery far too many times.
James Stedman
Quiet Jimmy Stedman isn't always appreciated. Despite rarely ever tearing it up in the TFPL, he puts himself about in the middle of the park and never disappoints.
Robert Dauth
Robert Dauth is one more big name amongst many vying for a place on the TF's formidable midfield. Dauth has the ability to break up play and launch some scathing attacks from deep inside his own half.
Shounak Ganguly
The playboy of the squad. Known in some circles as the hottest male (it's not known whether these circles are blind), Shounak has talent, but runs the risk of getting wrapped up in his own awesomness.
Forwards:
Darren Murphy
The captain of the TF. Murphy is a hero to thousands of kids in Burkina Faso. Defenders struggle to second guess Murphy the way normal people struggle to make sense of a chris.hinton post. Murphy ends up getting laughed at because of his monkey anyway, so there's no real difference.
Andrew Cameron
The Emile Heskey of the side. Enough said.
...for those of you who don't know who Emile Heskey is:
(lack of) Footballing prowess aside, Andy has a quite scary obsession with The Living End, who aren't going to be recording the world cup song. What a shame.
Craig Craigos
Big Craigos is a bustling, strong target man whose head creates countless goals with his flicks for his partner or towering efforts at goal.
Rich Edmunds
Cba writing much more, but he's good. Clinical finisher, is young Rich.
ch00baka
See Igor_Clubshub.
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Clubshub and ch00baka's mere presence will give us much power
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Experts are tipping this team to go quite far in the tournament. One even went as far as to say that the team will "spend as much time on the field in this World Cup as Michael Jackson has spent in an operating theatre".
Some big expectations to live up to.
Some big expectations to live up to.
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Yeah look, we've had a good lead up, Clubshub has impressed.
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firstly- its Gundry you foolish humansteds said:
secondly- isn't that 2 things
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Lamingtons Guzzled By Anteaters
In one of the biggest sporting boilovers of the 20th century, Lavington was defeated by Albury in the regional triples quarter-final held at the Wodonga Bowls Club earlier today. Lavington boasted a strong line-up with Steph 'Bags the lead, Dell Jackson, and skippered by DM Maestro, but the Lamingtons, so called after 'Bags's cooking speciality, were shocked by the Albury Anteaters. Lavington took the first set 16-12 and looked set for a convincing win through to the semi-finals. However, the Anteater lead Betty Bobson brought her A-game to the second set and rallied her troops for them to take the second set 15-14. The third set was a nailbiter, with scores locked at 10-10 with one end to play. Albury held one shot with only one bowl left to be sent down by Maestro. However, it was a shocker and managed to hit the jack in the game on the next rink. Afterwards Jackson said, 'This is the biggest travesty of all time. Worse than Hiroshima. Worse than 'Nam. Worse than 9/11.' He then burst into tears and ran into the woman's bathroom. Albury will face the Wodonga Waspbiters in the semis.
In one of the biggest sporting boilovers of the 20th century, Lavington was defeated by Albury in the regional triples quarter-final held at the Wodonga Bowls Club earlier today. Lavington boasted a strong line-up with Steph 'Bags the lead, Dell Jackson, and skippered by DM Maestro, but the Lamingtons, so called after 'Bags's cooking speciality, were shocked by the Albury Anteaters. Lavington took the first set 16-12 and looked set for a convincing win through to the semi-finals. However, the Anteater lead Betty Bobson brought her A-game to the second set and rallied her troops for them to take the second set 15-14. The third set was a nailbiter, with scores locked at 10-10 with one end to play. Albury held one shot with only one bowl left to be sent down by Maestro. However, it was a shocker and managed to hit the jack in the game on the next rink. Afterwards Jackson said, 'This is the biggest travesty of all time. Worse than Hiroshima. Worse than 'Nam. Worse than 9/11.' He then burst into tears and ran into the woman's bathroom. Albury will face the Wodonga Waspbiters in the semis.
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