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[Hoggy31]

Nick Borcich often fakes his own death to reap the benefits of an elaborate tax scam.

I'll give you elaborate...in the pants

 

[Hoggy31]

I'll give you elaborate...in the pants

Jimmy Stedman in no way endorses or complies to the comments made in the above post

 

[benchmark00]

Jimmy Stedman in no way endorses or complies to the comments made in the above post

Stedders lends his name to only the best.

 

[Hoggy31]

Stedders lends his name to only the best.

Shut it

You know the consequences, boy do you know 'em all right...

 

[benchmark00]

Shut it

You know the consequences, boy do you know 'em all right...

 

[Hoggy31]

We payed for blood!!!

 

[Shounak]

People on the streets..

 

[benchmark00]

 

[33/3from3.3]

It's ironic marc, because my username is 33/3from3.3
and Bency suggested my avatar to be a big 3

 

[Shounak]

I was thinking the same..

Ironic is like an old man turned ninety-eightHe won the lottery and died the next dayIt's a black fly in your ChardonnayIt's a death row pardon two minutes too lateIsn't it ironic... don't you think(chorus)It's like rain on your wedding dayIt's a free ride when you've already paidIt's the good advice that you just didn't takeWho would've thought... it figuresMr. Play It Safe was afraid to flyHe packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-byeHe waited his whole damn life to take that flightAnd as the plane crashed down he thought"Well, isn't this nice."And isn't it ironic ... don't you think(repeat chorus)Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on youWhen you think everything's okay and everything's going rightAnd life has a funny way of helping you out whenYou think everything's gone wrong and everthing blows upIn your faceA traffic jam when you're already lateA no-smoking sign on your cigarette breakIt's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knifeIt's meeting the man of my dreamsAnd then meeting his beautiful wifeAnd isn't it ironic... don't you thinkA little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...(repeat chorus)Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on youAnd life has a funny funny way of helping you outHelping you out

Not some kid named Paddy on an online forum with a whole bunch of 3's in his user name putting a 3 as his avatar.. Jeez..

Thanks anyway..

 

[Shounak]

It's ironic marc, because my username is 33/3from3.3
and Bency suggested my avatar to be a big 3

And who is this Bency? And what does he want?

 

[andyc]

It's ironic marc, because my username is 33/3from3.3
and Bency suggested my avatar to be a big 3

That's not ironic.

 

[benchmark00]

That's not ironic.

Clap..... Clap.

 

[marc71178]

It's ironic marc, because my username is 33/3from3.3
and Bency suggested my avatar to be a big 3

So where's the irony?

 

[Burpey]

Our english teacher farted in class today.

Classic.

 

[benchmark00]

Our english teacher farted in class today.

Classic.

Replace 'Our english teacher' with Burpey and replace 'farted' with made love to a goat and youve got your real post.

 

[Dydl]

Our english teacher farted in class today.

Classic.

Replace 'Our english teacher' with Burpey and replace 'farted' with made love to a goat and youve got your real post.

So it would be....Burpey made love to a goat in class today.

I wonder what the students thought...

 

[benchmark00]

Indeed.

 

[James90]

do you have a vacancy for a backscrubber?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Do you have a backscrubber for my vacancy?

^ Famous last words.