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andyc

andyc

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*whips out certain part of the anatomy while massaging another member of the BB house*

what's going on here?
 
benchmark00

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andyc said:
*whips out certain part of the anatomy while massaging another member of the BB house*

what's going on here?
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*wonders why andy is giving buddhy a massage*

Yeah not too much mate.
 
andyc

andyc

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i also nominate nnanden for not meeting the requirement of being naked on camera at at least two seperate times during the week.
 
Robertinho

Robertinho

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Big Brother, I would like to say Andy is really getting on my nerves. First I thought the whole story about the "pineapple incident" was a joke, because no one could possibly fit a pineapple in there... but yesterday he showed us all how he did it! The ****ing in the diary room is also a bit excessive, this seat is getting crusty. That's all Big Brother.
 
andyc

andyc

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mate it's a talent! i don't know how many times i have to tell you that.
you just don't understand my art.
 
Robertinho

Robertinho

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Andrew, this is Big Brother. You were eaves dropping whilst a housemate was in the diary room. Your punishment will be having to do clothed laps around the garden.
 
Robertinho

Robertinho

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This.. is Big Brother. Andrew. To the diary room.

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Andrew, your behaviour is beyond obscene, it is a disgrace. You are being sent to the Isolation Basement Cage. You will not be permitted your pineapple. That is all.
 
andyc

andyc

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Robertinho said:
This.. is Big Brother. Andrew. To the diary room.

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Andrew, your behaviour is beyond obscene, it is a disgrace. You are being sent to the Isolation Basement Cage. You will not be permitted your pineapple. That is all.
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you're treating me just like th refugees.

and how come i'm stuck in the basement whilst bench is prancing around naked with a monkey
 
Nate

Nate

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andyc said:
i also nominate nnanden for not meeting the requirement of being naked on camera at at least two seperate times during the week.
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Gutted.

Someone shoot Andy`s pineapple.
 
Hoggy31

Hoggy31

International Captain
*Walks to BB Diary Room*

BB: "Who do you nomitnate for two points and why"

I nominate benchmark for two points, I caught him rubbing a stick of butter over his naked chest and it really disgusts me that he is one, vialating social standards and two, wasting butter.

BB: "Yes, But hot does this effect you?"

It makes me feel uncomfortable and at unease with benchmark

BB: "Who do you nominate for one point and why"

I nominate Steds for his part in the 'cake scandal' . It was something this house didn't need and has really split the house in two, This makes me feel really upset at Steds because i am a firm believer of cake being made of flour, milk and eggs but he has disrupted this routine and must be punished.

BB: "Thankyou"

*exits diary room*

*Meanwhile in the house Andy is discussing the stock market with the spatula*
 
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