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[Burpey]

Great Skittle analysis there by Rob. A possible career for you

 

[Deja moo]

Okay, serious question: Do women have a secret sisterly fetish for monkeys ?

 

[andyc]

i know i do

 

[Burpey]

Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

 

[andyc]

i'm sorry for my poor form tonight guys. just not feeling up to it. in fact, i've been underperforming somewhat of late. i'll have to reassess my game and see how i feel. after 600 posts, it kinda gets to you

 

[Deja moo]

i'm sorry for my poor form tonight guys. just not feeling up to it. in fact, i've been underperforming somewhat of late. i'll have to reassess my game and see how i feel. after 600 posts, it kinda gets to you

I feel for you Andy, I really do. I recommend taking a break from TF for a week or so.

 

[Linda]

Thats pretty drastic, MooMoo. I suggest a more gentle approach such as counselling with Darren.

 

[Deja moo]

Thats pretty drastic, MooMoo. I suggest a more gentle approach such as counselling with Darren.

Thats a good idea Linda. But the TF treasury is empty and cannot afford the 12 virgin she-monkeys Darren demands as fees.

 

[Buddhmaster]

I reckon we should all have a weeks break from here

 

[Robertinho]

This place will never die, will it? Unless some old fart comes in with an imaginary duck and tries to crack a joke about some guy from London eating crumpets..

 

[Deja moo]

Oh dear...

 

[benchmark00]

Thats pretty drastic, MooMoo. I suggest a more gentle approach such as counselling with Darren.

My door is always open...

 

[andyc]

alright guys, after some intense thinking and all that, i'm back and better than ever.

 

[Robertinho]

better than ever.

That can't be too hard

 

[benchmark00]

Burn!

 

[andyc]

That can't be too hard

i'm trying to piece my career back together here, rob, and i don't appreciate deregotary comments like that.

 

[Deja moo]

I'm sorry andy. I've already dashed off an e-mail to James requesting him to drop you. I dont see you in my scheme of things in the build up to the WC of the TF, aka the road to the 5000th post.

 

[andyc]

come on now deja. i'm just reaching the prime of my posting career, i feel i can really contribute to the team, and maybe even take out that 5,000th post.

 

[Deja moo]

come on now deja. i'm just reaching the prime of my posting career, i feel i can really contribute to the team, and maybe even take out that 5,000th post.

That was a test andy. You displayed clarity of thought under distress. You passed

 

[andyc]

thanks deja. am very relieved.