Josh Hazlewood vs James Anderson

[DriveClub]

Money can make up for anything

My bank account doesn't read pretty, my only way out of this is to marry rich.

 

[Flem274*]

steve is a total height queen. hazlewood is ****in ugly, and jimmy i guess is ok if you like the smarmy type but objectively better looking than hazlewood.

 

[Daemon]

Yeah agreed. Haze is tall though and if Love Island Australia has taught me anything, height > all.

 

[SteveNZ]

steve is a total height queen. hazlewood is ****in ugly, and jimmy i guess is ok if you like the smarmy type but objectively better looking than hazlewood.

This might be true on reflection.

 

[Burgey]

and if Love Island Australia has taught me anything

If it's taught you anything at all then it's deeply disturbing.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Yeah agreed. Haze is tall though and if Love Island Australia has taught me anything, height > all.

The moment blokes realise this can be pretty brutal on the mental state. IMO it's better as a short guy to figure it out early to get a head start on cultivating other aspects, usually through a combination of maximising personality appeal and looksmaxing.


(for those who inevitably take everything everyone says here completely seriously, don't)

 

[Daemon]

If it's taught you anything at all then it's deeply disturbing.

You mean the truth bike isn't real?

 

[morgieb]

How good must Cummins be feeling then? Not only is he very tall he's a genuine looker.

 

[Burgey]

You mean the truth bike isn't real?

I thought the house bike was Shelby

 

[Daemon]

I thought the house bike was Shelby

How good was it when Cassidy picked Grant the second time just out of spite. I literally squealed in excitement.

 

[SteveNZ]

How good must Cummins be feeling then? Not only is he very tall he's a genuine looker.

He must be feeling ****ing amazing. Great bloke, very easy on the eye, smoking mrs, best bowler in the world.

 

[TheJediBrah]

I'd hate to have to be a bowler tbh. All that running and fitness

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

He must be feeling ****ing amazing. Great bloke, very easy on the eye, smoking mrs, best bowler in the world.

This is me except the bowling part tbh

 

[DriveClub]

This is me except the bowling part tbh

No one likes a show off

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

OK fine, I'm not actually a great bloke.

 

[DriveClub]

OK fine, I'm not actually a great bloke.

Can handle the great bloke part, easy on the eye and smoking mrs is just rubbing it in

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

To be fair thinking your own partner is smoking hot is pretty normal.

 

[TheJediBrah]

To be fair thinking your own partner is smoking hot is pretty normal.

not sure how true this is for a lot of the population

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Girlfriend logged into your account again

 

[TheJediBrah]

Say that again I'll turn your girlfriend Jamaican in 13 seconds