Joel Garner story

[Hodgey]

Joel Garner and friends were having a drink in an Australian hotel. At a nearby table a group of young ladies were obviously celebrating something. Eventually one of the girls came over. "You are Joel Garner aren't you?"
"Yes Ma'am" Joel replied.
"Look" she said, "We've noticed how tall you are and what big hands, big feet, long arms and legs you've got; what we're dying to know is, is everything else in proportion?"
"Lady" said big bird, "If it was, I would be eight foot six!"

 

[Lach]

what a beast

 

[Masakadza]

Yea years ago when the Windies were in Australia Big Bird apparently had our local driving instructor for the night, lol.
Jesus Christ she would have had both hands on the gear stick.

 

[The Argonaut]

Joel Garner and Viv Richards were walking along the river one night. They stop to have a leak. Viv says, "Gee the water is cold". To which Joel replies, "and deep too".

 

[I Slept With Your Mom]

[Edited on 6/10/02 by James]