Inpirational Poems for the World cup

[rodzilla1010]

I have written a little poem for Pakistan's World cup campaign i would like to share

Windies will never win on home Wicket
England arnt serios about ODI cricket
Kiwis are just a one trick pony
Talk about those lankans is just Bologne
Indians are busy selling pepsi and Coke
And we all know whose going to choke
Aussies are aging, they're way too old
That leaves Pakistan to strike the Gold



thank you

 

[no1_gangsta_786]

lol class mate!

 

[Trigger_Tiger]

.....

I have written a little poem for Pakistan's World cup campaign i would like to share

Windies will never win on home Wicket
England arnt serios about ODI cricket
Kiwis are just a one trick pony
Talk about those lankans is just Bologne
Indians are busy selling pepsi and Coke
And we all know whose going to choke
Aussies are aging, they're way too old
That leaves Pakistan to strike the Gold



thank you

Pretty cute !!!!!

 

[rodzilla1010]

Another one

Its Pakistan's time and everyone else's doom
Because we have the one and only Boom Boom
Yousaf will destroy any team on his day
Inzi will eat anythin that comes in our way
Younis and Malik will give us the runs
Sami,Danish and gul will be the big guns
All our opponent will come to thier doom
coz we have the one and only BOOM BOOM




Thank you

 

[no1_gangsta_786]

Nice mate...take it you enjoy your poetry then??

 

[shortpitched713]

Need to look into a career in rap music tbh.

 

[rodzilla1010]

I would like to see others to take a shot at it...

 

[Speersy]

Ponting is Great, Ponting is Great
we will win, for gods sake
and when we lift it we'll dance (dance)
and btw SA has no chance.

Just a little drunken effort lol (dont ask me why I am drunk on tuesday night)

 

[irfan]

Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, til you get sore
Smack that, Oh-Oh-Oh

Didn't know Akon was a big cricket fan

 

[steds]

The ballad of Duncan Fletcher

We've lost to the kiwis
Now isn't that great
My bowlers let Canada
Get two-twenty-eight

They're all bloody useless
But they'll have to do
What I'll do with Fred
I don't have a clue

The bugger got pissed
And fell into the sea
And that **** John Buchanan
Will be laughing at me

We were whitewashed downunder
My Job's on the line
I'm desperate as ****
To make that cup mine

We can beat anyone
If we ever get going
But will that happen?
There's no way of knowing

We need to beat Kenya
Confident I'm not
I just hope those drunk bastards
Will give it a shot

 

[Speersy]

very nice

 

[pasag]

Haha steds.

 

[luckyeddie]

Pedalo, wet chariot,
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home,
Pedalo, wet chariot,
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home.

Remember the bus tour
When Flintoff was wasted,
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home,
His eyes were all red
but the Aussies got pasted
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home.

Pedalo, wet chariot,
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home,
Pedalo, wet chariot,
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home.

If you can get them in
Then that would be handy
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home,
From this moment on
Nothing stronger than shandy
Waiter's gonna carry Fred home.

 

[pup11]

Inpirational poems for the world cup???

Could someone please tell me what does "Inpirational" means, searched the Dictionary but couldn't find such a word.


P.S: Please don't take it seriously its just a harmless joke.

 

[GIMH]

Ode to a Drunken All-Rounder

Oh wet Fred!

 

[silentstriker]

We've lost to the kiwis
Now isn't that great
My bowlers let Canada
Get two-twenty-eight

They're all bloody useless
But they'll have to do
What I'll do with Fred
I don't have a clue

The bugger got pissed
And fell into the sea
And that **** John Buchanan
Will be laughing at me

We were whitewashed downunder
My Job's on the line
I'm desperate as ****
To make that cup mine

We can beat anyone
If we ever get going
But will that happen?
There's no way of knowing

We need to beat Kenya
Confident I'm not
I just hope those drunk bastards
Will give it a shot

 

[andmark]

We've lost to the kiwis
Now isn't that great
My bowlers let Canada
Get two-twenty-eight

They're all bloody useless
But they'll have to do
What I'll do with Fred
I don't have a clue

The bugger got pissed
And fell into the sea
And that **** John Buchanan
Will be laughing at me

We were whitewashed downunder
My Job's on the line
I'm desperate as ****
To make that cup mine

We can beat anyone
If we ever get going
But will that happen?
There's no way of knowing

We need to beat Kenya
Confident I'm not
I just hope those drunk bastards
Will give it a shot

Nice poem
Good luck with your job.

 

[steds]

Good luck with your job.

Thanks mate

 

[Shaggy Alfresco]

Another one

Its Pakistan's time and everyone else's doom
Because we have the one and only Boom Boom
Yousaf will destroy any team on his day
Inzi will eat anythin that comes in our way
Younis and Malik will give us the runs
Sami,Danish and gul will be the big guns
All our opponent will come to thier doom
coz we have the one and only BOOM BOOM




Thank you

 

[Swervy]

I would like to know,
How it can be so,
that from what I am told
Canary Yellow is Gold