silentstriker said:
So we shouldn't implement it because someone might come up with a joke about it. Thats a great idea. We should get rid of bats too because if McGrath ever scores a century, someone might say, someone might say "He must have used Ponting's bat by mistake."
Good points you've made, and I really do see where you are coming from.
It's patently obvious that having five or six bowlers tearing around the outfield having to field one-handed is a pretty strange idea, but let's explore the possibilities. We could, for instance, give those fielders encumbered by having to wear an elbow-brace some other means of gathering the ball - possibly something like the Cesta that's used in Jai-Alai (Pelota), or perhaps a stick with a cupped head, similar to Lacrosse? Better still, how about a large wicket-keeping gauntlet with super-deep webbing?
Then there's the school of thought that frequently expresses the opinion that 'flexion' is actually a mark of progress in cricket, and should be tolerated to an extent far greater than the current limits?
This, coupled with the number of 'beamers' being bowled in test cricket at the moment, taken in conjunction with the Jones/Harmison/Nel propensity for hurling the ball back in the batsman's direction with often alarming results makes me think that perhaps a ball that doesn't bounce is the way to go, possibly delivered from a standing position?
The shorter innings currently in vogue is only the start, of course. It's only a matter of time before it comes down still further - say just until three batsmen are out? And seeing as everything is financed by television, we will have to ensure that there are no 'dead' periods of play, so it might be worth bringing in 'tip and run'. This will obviously lead to very short contests, and we can't possibly entertain a cricket match finishing 0-0, so shall we say, 9 innings a side to ensure plenty of advert breaks?
It might catch on, but not in the intelligent parts of the world.