Headlines You Want To See During The WC

[NZTailender]

Hodge sent home in drugs controversy

'Mum told me to take pills to sound intelligent' - says the Aussie batsman.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Front page of the New Zealand Herald

We are the Champions
Ponting:"They are the better side"

 

[Smudge]

Larwood returns from dead to ask Hogg for his hair back

 

[Craig]

This page -

 

[Craig]

Madman Manan Arrested after Attempted Assassination of Indian Pace Bowling Attack

A well known critic of the dire Indian seam bowling attack Manan Shah was today arrested after he attempted to wipe the bowlers out. Shah was earlier booted out of India's match against Bangladesh at Queens Park Oval after hurling constant abuse at the Indian Pace Barrage after they let the Tigers make a mammoth 2/424.

It is alleged that Shah pulled out an antique springfield rifle from under his shirt and attempted to gun down the bowlers, who incidently were only saved by his poor accuracy (how ironic), as they made their way out of the ground to hop on the team bus.

One of the funiest posts I have seen in a while.

That was the stuff I would have seen from LuckyEddie before he left sadly.

 

[GIMH]

Love the avatar Craigos

 

[GIMH]

ENGLAND RECLAIM THE ASHES AS AUSSIES OFFER BIZARRE DEAL!!!

Ten overs from the end of the World Cup Final, Ricky Ponting offered a deal to England skipper Sajid Mahmood (standing in for the 18 injured players). With England chasing 500, they were 240-7 entering the final ten overs. Ponting did not fancy his chances of defending the target, and offered Mahmood a bargain. He said that England could have the Ashes back if they forfeited the World Cup there and then. Mahmood duly agreed and all went home satisfied.

Mahmood is now to be referred to as Sir Sajid Mahmood. As the first Englishmen to ever reclaim the Ashes in the West Indies, it was felt that an MBE would not be enough. Vice-captain Paul Nixon was awarded the CBE.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Young Melbourne jew skinned as the infamous "Redfern Butcher" remains at large
Skinless corpse found coated with spray painted profanity and an empty pack of Winfield Blues

 

[GIMH]

- don't see the relevance to the WC mind you?!?!

 

[steds]

Mohammad Yousuf converts to rastafari
Changes name to Yousuf Marley

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

- don't see the relevance to the WC mind you?!?!

Title states "during the WC". Doesn't have to have anything to do with it IMO.

 

[Richard]

Madman Manan Arrested after Attempted Assassination of Indian Pace Bowling Attack

A well known critic of the dire Indian seam bowling attack Manan Shah was today arrested after he attempted to wipe the bowlers out. Shah was earlier booted out of India's match against Bangladesh at Queens Park Oval after hurling constant abuse at the Indian Pace Barrage after they let the Tigers make a mammoth 2/424.

It is alleged that Shah pulled out an antique springfield rifle from under his shirt and attempted to gun down the bowlers, who incidently were only saved by his poor accuracy (how ironic), as they made their way out of the ground to hop on the team bus.

If that's not an all-time Skull I don't know what is!

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

Mohammad Yousuf converts to rastafari
Changes name to Yousuf Marley

Hahahaha, brilliant.

Smith's wasn't bad either.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Hahahaha, brilliant.

Teared up a bit with Bennett's one.

 

[Richard]

Still not a patch on Bumbasher, though.

 

[GIMH]

Title states "during the WC". Doesn't have to have anything to do with it IMO.

fair enough!

 

[honestbharani]

Madman Manan Arrested after Attempted Assassination of Indian Pace Bowling Attack

A well known critic of the dire Indian seam bowling attack Manan Shah was today arrested after he attempted to wipe the bowlers out. Shah was earlier booted out of India's match against Bangladesh at Queens Park Oval after hurling constant abuse at the Indian Pace Barrage after they let the Tigers make a mammoth 2/424.

It is alleged that Shah pulled out an antique springfield rifle from under his shirt and attempted to gun down the bowlers, who incidently were only saved by his poor accuracy (how ironic), as they made their way out of the ground to hop on the team bus.

Great work. One of the best posts ever.

 

[rodzilla1010]

Rawalpindi Express Rides Pak To Cup Glory

 

[Barney Rubble]

ENGLAND RECLAIM THE ASHES AS AUSSIES OFFER BIZARRE DEAL!!!

Ten overs from the end of the World Cup Final, Ricky Ponting offered a deal to England skipper Sajid Mahmood (standing in for the 18 injured players). With England chasing 500, they were 240-7 entering the final ten overs. Ponting did not fancy his chances of defending the target, and offered Mahmood a bargain. He said that England could have the Ashes back if they forfeited the World Cup there and then. Mahmood duly agreed and all went home satisfied.

Mahmood is now to be referred to as Sir Sajid Mahmood. As the first Englishmen to ever reclaim the Ashes in the West Indies, it was felt that an MBE would not be enough. Vice-captain Paul Nixon was awarded the CBE.

 

[steds]

Outrage in South West England over rogue apostrophe in cricinfo's final coverage






England result leaves Nixon lost for words