Hansie Cronje movie

[Son Of Coco]

need for urgent money does NOT justify dishonesty and selling your country short. Period.

I hope the movie potrays hansie for what he really was: a greedy player who was a good captain, mediocre batsman and an absolute disgrace ethically.

PS: I hope Pete Sampras gets some acting training because he looks so much like Cronje that he should play Cronje!

I look more like Cronje than Sampras, so I volunteer for the acting job. My nickname was actually Hansie for a while, and my team loses its fair share of matches too so I'd fit right in with the whole match fixing thing. I wouldn't ask for more than 5 million (for the acting part that is).

 

[Son Of Coco]

****** thriller...

hahahahaha "Ohhh Hansie, what a magnificent bat"

 

[Deja moo]

hahahahaha "Ohhh Hansie, what a magnificent bat"

enough...you're making me picture it !

 

[benchmark00]

hahahahaha "Ohhh Hansie, what a magnificent bat"

"hey baby, i've got something you can fix right here"...

haha ok enough, im sorry.

 

[Son Of Coco]

hahaha

"Looks like you've been....................caught behind"

 

[Jono]

LMAO!

You corny b*stards.

 

[Deja moo]

"Shaming of the wood".....coming soon to cinemas near you.

 

[Swervy]

hahaha

"Looks like you've been....................caught behind"

'nice crease'

 

[Son Of Coco]

'nice crease'

'centre please'

 

[Swervy]

'centre please'

'do anything..but just dont put it in my block hole'

 

[telsor]

Why was Hansie buried rather than cremated?

They couldn't find anyone to throw the match.

 

[Son Of Coco]

'do anything..but just dont put it in my block hole'

hahahahahahaha

'now.....if we take a look at this through stump cam'

 

[Swervy]

'good couple of bouncers.....now its time for you to see what a good length is'

 

[Son Of Coco]

'good couple of bouncers.....now its time for you to see what a good length is'

ahhhh, very good.

...and I'm spent.

 

[Swervy]

Why was Hansie buried rather than cremated?

They couldn't find anyone to throw the match.

oooohhhh....(quietly laughing)

 

[Son Of Coco]

oooohhhh....(quietly laughing)

yes, Richard's going to love that one

 

[telsor]

Yesh, I'm a bad, bad man.

To get the back to the previous stuff...

how do you think they'll handle the swinging balls? Let alone when it swings the other way...

 

[Swervy]

Seriously, le, there are some things you don't joke about and hiding behind DD isn't appropriate.

LE..back a couple of days and you are already getting told off like a very very naughty boy.

I dont know...the older generation hey..tut tut!!!!!

 

[Neil Pickup]

It amuses me that vic_orthodox can delete a post with the reason "not very funny" when it's in the context of the rest of the rubbish people are trying to pass off as humour!

 

[Richard]

Why was Hansie buried rather than cremated?

They couldn't find anyone to throw the match.

Ha.