Group G - Brazil, Korea DPR, Côte d'Ivoire, Portugal

[benchmark00]

Feeling good about Australia's 4-0 loss to Germany aws.

 

[Ausage]

7-0. Good stuff.

 

[The Sean]

But wait, there's more. What a massacre.

 

[benchmark00]

Haha **** me dead!

 

[_Ed_]

Wondering what expression Dear Leader has on his face at this moment.

 

[The Sean]

Reckon there's been about 90 seconds without a goal now. Boring match, this.

 

[GIMH]

Ouch

 

[The Sean]

Just the seven then. Portugal all-but through now, barring a 9-goal turnaround in the final round of matches.

 

[Scaly piscine]

So the vegetable's lot knocked out by Portugal. De ja vu again.

 

[Sir Alex]

I hope General Kim doesn't read too much into this.

 

[Athlai]

6-0 to Portugal in the second half, surely must be a World Cup record?

 

[Somerset]

In some ways have been looking forward to a goal blitz, so an entertaining match. Quality performance from the Portugese though feel a bit sorry the hapless North Koreans - I'm just thankful that it wasn't New Zealand on the receiving end!

 

[Johnners]

Apparently 25% of Portugals goals in WC history have now come against North Korea

 

[benchmark00]

When do North Korea get to bat?

 

[irfan]

Wow. Portugal absolutely demolished Korea in the wet second half. Even Buddy would have been happy with seven.

Midfielder Tiago MOTM for mine - sublime through ball to set Raul Meireles up for the opener and helped himself to a couple himself. Practically the entire front-half on the scoresheet

Meireles, Simao, Almeida, Tiago, Liedson & Ronaldo

 

[irfan]

When do North Korea get to bat?

Portugal by an innings, methinks

 

[irfan]

Now we know why four North Korean players defected....

 

[Sir Alex]

6-0 to Portugal in the second half, surely must be a World Cup record?

Yugoslavia were 6-0 at first half vs Scotland in 1974 world cup.

Also Hungary were 5-2 against West Germany in 54 world cup.

Hungary scored 7 goals in the second half during their 10-1 humiliation of El Salvador in 1982 wc

 

[benchmark00]

Wow. Portugal absolutely demolished Korea in the wet second half. Even Buddy would have been happy with seven.

Midfielder Tiago MOTM for mine - sublime through ball to set Raul Meireles up for the opener and helped himself to a couple himself. Practically the entire front-half on the scoresheet

Meireles, Simao, Almeida, Tiago, Liedson & Ronaldo

Football jokes: Wasted in the soccer world cup forum.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Wondering what expression Dear Leader has on his face at this moment.

More worried about the poor bastard who has to tell him. It's 24-1 DPRK's way in tomorrow's local paper anyway.