Group D - Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana

[dontcloseyoureyes]

There's no way you'll get Ozil off of Bremen, they only sold Diego so they could bring him through and you'd probably have to pay them 30m+ to get a chance to talk to him.

 

[duffer]

Wow, this is a bit good tbh.

edit: He'd cost a fortune, but we could afford it if we wanted/needed to.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Just waited for an Australian to claim this.

Someone had to, we need a 'chance' for the highlights reel

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

And Mork, **** off and watch some ****ing ski jumping or whatever the **** your country doesn't completely blow at, you ugly knob.

 

[duffer]

Ugh, doomed. Ridiculusly harsh. He was pulling out ffs.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

:/ harsh red, defs yellow.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

That probably isn't a red card though.

 

[Son Of Coco]

There we go. Don't need Cahill for the next match of course. Seems BB was right.

 

[superkingdave]

Heh, awful decision. Money in the bank tho

 

[Matteh]

6-0 after that, Australia definitely won't score.

Jaaaaaaaaa. Sehr einfach!

 

[duffer]

Who is this **** of a ref? Kindly go **** yourself.

 

[silentstriker]

Hahaha. How bad do you have to be to be worse than the US at soccer?

 

[Matteh]

Eeeeeeeasy win

 

[duffer]

Oh that'll turn things around. Rukavytsa to save us. Heh.

 

[Matteh]

Good Australian name that.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Good Australian name that.

Obviously doesn't know much about the makeup of Australia.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Hahaha. How bad do you have to be to be worse than the US at soccer?

You couldn't even beat England.

Pig Sticker not going to win an Oscar for that attempt I'm afraid.

 

[duffer]

Seriously, we're playing Valeri and Grella in the same midfield and wondering why we can't retain possession?

 

[grecian]

****ing Cahill, he's in most of my fantasy sides, serves me right for picking a crim, I suppose. Oh and the OZ strip is ghastly, IMHO.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

And Mork, **** off and watch some ****ing ski jumping or whatever the **** your country doesn't completely blow at, you ugly knob.

...and here we see an excellent example of the rabid, maverick behaviour of the Australianus soccerfanensis. The species, which inexplicably sees a surge in population every four years, is known for an intense hatred of referees, divers, or indeed anyone who isn't Australian or Melbourne-born Croat. it could face full extinction due to the rapid decrease in their staple food, the Socceroo Win