Group 1 Second Round - Sri Lanka, England, South Africa, New Zealand, Netherlands

[Spark]

oh jade dernbach we love you

 

[Maximas]

oh wow, like me at the end of cricket training

 

[YorksLanka]

omgdernbach has just been made mahelas b****

 

[YorksLanka]

come on Mahela, play your normal game not silly shots as you have already had your luck today

 

[Spark]

mahela using a tournament's worth of luck today, it seems

 

[King Pietersen]

Dernbach is so frustrating. Half of that over was really good but then he just bowls trash balls which get spanked.

Oh my god. Dernbach cannot field. A mis-field cost 4 earlier, now that. Come on Jade!

 

[OverratedSanity]

Best drop since Monty off Dhoni

 

[Spark]

Best drop since Monty off Dhoni

Not familiar with the work of Matthew Wade, I see

 

[Jono]

Dernbach's drop is the worst I've seen for a long long time. That technique is just woeful.

 

[Maximas]

Dernbach didn't even look close to catching that on replay

 

[King Pietersen]

Jordan. Pitch the ****ing thing up!

 

[Maximas]

A pretty decent powerplay in the end, doesn't look that great for batting out there

 

[OverratedSanity]

Was he trying to shield his eyes from the floodlights? Looked completely inept

 

[YorksLanka]

for all of those who are watching this, can i please just confirm that despite what the tv coverage shows, we Sri Lankans are not all window licking weirdo's ( and we DO in fact have some good looking women irresepective of the evidence!)

 

[OverratedSanity]

Not familiar with the work of Matthew Wade, I see

Purely in terms of comedy value Monty and Derp trump Wade imo

 

[MW1304]

Good to see our trusted 'put the spinner on in the 6th over regardless of the situation' thing is still going strong.

 

[OverratedSanity]

I love how Nasser Hussain is such an unabashed Mahela fanboy

 

[OverratedSanity]

" He hasn't hit a boundary but he's hit two sixes. "

No. Die in a fire Alan Wilkins

 

[BeeGee]

This is hilarious.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Lollolololololololol England